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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About lovely997 : HEY; I used to love this website,

but anywayyy, this site recently sucks
because of all of the
GAY ASSdouchebags, haha

to fucking serious for me
SO YEA
FUCK YOU
pz

P/S- i don't talk to anyone who calls anyone else a 'TWAT' or 'TROLL'
because i think that might be the dumbest shit i've ever heard in my life

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Today, my mom and I rented a hotel room. She decided to go to bed, while I watched MythBusters. Apparently, my mom got hot while she slept. She threw the covers off of herself and pulled up her night-gown. I turned to find out that my mother does not wear underwear when she sleeps. FML

#2905430 (187)

I agree, your life sucks (43697) - you deserved it (2398)

On 06/15/2009 at 3:45am - misc - by ZAS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my adorable 8 year old son told me he no longer wanted me to pick him up from school. When I asked why he said. "I told everyone at school my mommy is pretty... and I don't want people to know I lied". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (65804) - you deserved it (2676)

On 06/14/2009 at 1:42am - kids - by andthatshowitgoes (woman) - United States (Virginia)