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About lovely997

HEY; I used to love this website,

but anywayyy, this site recently sucks
because of all of the
GAY ASSdouchebags, haha

to fucking serious for me
SO YEA
FUCK YOU
pz

P/S- i don't talk to anyone who calls anyone else a 'TWAT' or 'TROLL'
because i think that might be the dumbest shit i've ever heard in my life

lovely997's favorite FMLs

Today, my mom and I rented a hotel room. She decided to go to bed, while I watched MythBusters. Apparently, my mom got hot while she slept. She threw the covers off of herself and pulled up her night-gown. I turned to find out that my mother does not wear underwear when she sleeps. FML

#2905430 (160)

I agree, your life sucks (39001) - you totally deserved it (1865)

On 06/15/2009 at 3:45am - misc - by ZAS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

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Today, my adorable 8 year old son told me he no longer wanted me to pick him up from school. When I asked why he said. "I told everyone at school my mommy is pretty... and I don't want people to know I lied". FML

#2876647 (138)

I agree, your life sucks (47616) - you totally deserved it (1588)

On 06/14/2009 at 1:42am - kids - by andthatshowitgoes (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't hang out with me because he felt really sick. I went to his house anyway to surprise him with homemade soup. I walk in to his room only to find him hooking up with my sister. She can't drive, our mom drove her there. FML

#163888 (524)

I agree, your life sucks (348030) - you totally deserved it (14430)

On 02/28/2009 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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