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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 February 1990 (24 years)
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Today, and all day, I was forced to listen to one of the kids in my apartment building play their recorder loudly and horribly. She started over whenever she missed a note. I was sick, was getting a migraine from it, and couldn't ask her to stop without her mom yelling at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21746) - you deserved it (3054)

On 11/13/2011 at 11:46pm - health - by mintypoison (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, like every day since my birth, my name is Spreme. Yeah, you probably have trouble pronouncing it correctly too. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41027) - you deserved it (3180) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/12/2011 at 10:42am - misc - by Nico - France

Today, at work, a customer asked for my number. When I declined, he made a huge scene, shouting and scaring other customers. He tipped me seven cents. FML

#17980865
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On 10/14/2011 at 5:35am - work - by scribbler8 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to take a pair of scissors to all my bras. My mom can't take me shopping for another three days and I have no one to borrow a bra from. I have school. FML

#16003587
399 comments

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On 05/01/2011 at 12:11pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my dad went through my room while I was out and threw away the "inappropriate pictures" that he found. They're the nudes I've been working on for art class. FML

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198 comments

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On 04/30/2011 at 4:30pm - misc - by OhGreat - United States (Washington)

Today, I told my boyfriend about my foot phobia. To help me "get over it", he took his socks off, pinned me down, and rubbed his foot against my face until I started sobbing. FML

#14497431
186 comments

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On 01/07/2011 at 2:10pm - misc - by BiteMe14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML

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On 12/13/2010 at 12:35pm - intimacy - by Wisconsin love - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I have a busy day of college work ahead of me. I figured I'd best have a good breakfast. Then I realised I'd completely ran out of food except for various types of sauces and condiments. So what am I having for breakfast today? That's right. A nice cup of Gravy. FML

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153 comments

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On 10/12/2010 at 2:24am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, I was eating jell-o and was reading a fact website, when I read that gelatin is made from the collagen in cow or pig bones. I'm vegetarian. FML

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444 comments

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On 10/10/2010 at 5:47pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went to pour myself a cup of coffee and noticed our kittens were playing in the living room. Transfixed by the cuteness, I didn't notice I started pouring hot coffee on my hand and foot. FML

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On 09/24/2010 at 3:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, a wasp stung my nipple. Twice. The swelling makes it look like I'm growing a third breast. FML

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196 comments

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On 08/15/2010 at 1:24pm - animals - by tammy - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out I won't be able to go to college. Why? My sister's horse needs surgery. FML

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227 comments

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On 08/15/2010 at 12:12am - animals - by goodbye-college (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while driving through town, I was distracted by a pretty girl walking on the nearby pavement and accidentally rear-ended the car in front of me. Not only did the pretty girl witness the crash and give a statement, it turned out she was a very feminine man. FML

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On 07/20/2010 at 6:12am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, I went on my first date with a girl I have been infatuated with for months. At the restaurant, the waiter came while she was in the bathroom. I ordered steaks for both of us. Turns out, she is vegetarian, and doesn't like it when men are "overly aggressive". She called me a cow murderer. FML

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347 comments

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On 03/16/2010 at 12:28am - love - by meatballz (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got excited because I found a chat line for teens who are dealing with depression. I signed up and was about to enter the chat room and then a message popped up that said ''Sorry this is only available for teens in the United Kingdom.'' FML

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131 comments

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On 02/28/2010 at 10:16pm - health - by Hannah - United States (Ohio)



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