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Today, and all day, I was forced to listen to one of the kids in my apartment building play their recorder loudly and horribly. She started over whenever she missed a note. I was sick, was getting a migraine from it, and couldn't ask her to stop without her mom yelling at me. FML
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On 11/13/2011 at 11:46pm - health - by mintypoison (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, like every day since my birth, my name is Spreme. Yeah, you probably have trouble pronouncing it correctly too. FML
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Today, at work, a customer asked for my number. When I declined, he made a huge scene, shouting and scaring other customers. He tipped me seven cents. FML
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On 10/14/2011 at 5:35am - work - by scribbler8 - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to take a pair of scissors to all my bras. My mom can't take me shopping for another three days and I have no one to borrow a bra from. I have school. FML
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On 05/01/2011 at 12:11pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)
Today, my dad went through my room while I was out and threw away the "inappropriate pictures" that he found. They're the nudes I've been working on for art class. FML
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On 04/30/2011 at 4:30pm - misc - by OhGreat - United States (Washington)
Today, I told my boyfriend about my foot phobia. To help me "get over it", he took his socks off, pinned me down, and rubbed his foot against my face until I started sobbing. FML
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On 01/07/2011 at 2:10pm - misc - by BiteMe14 - United States
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML
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On 12/13/2010 at 12:35pm - intimacy - by Wisconsin love - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I have a busy day of college work ahead of me. I figured I'd best have a good breakfast. Then I realised I'd completely ran out of food except for various types of sauces and condiments. So what am I having for breakfast today? That's right. A nice cup of Gravy. FML
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On 10/12/2010 at 2:24am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)
Today, I was eating jell-o and was reading a fact website, when I read that gelatin is made from the collagen in cow or pig bones. I'm vegetarian. FML
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On 10/10/2010 at 5:47pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I went to pour myself a cup of coffee and noticed our kittens were playing in the living room. Transfixed by the cuteness, I didn't notice I started pouring hot coffee on my hand and foot. FML
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On 09/24/2010 at 3:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, a wasp stung my nipple. Twice. The swelling makes it look like I'm growing a third breast. FML
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On 08/15/2010 at 1:24pm - animals - by tammy - Sent from mobile version
Today, I found out I won't be able to go to college. Why? My sister's horse needs surgery. FML
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On 08/15/2010 at 12:12am - animals - by goodbye-college (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, while driving through town, I was distracted by a pretty girl walking on the nearby pavement and accidentally rear-ended the car in front of me. Not only did the pretty girl witness the crash and give a statement, it turned out she was a very feminine man. FML
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On 07/20/2010 at 6:12am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)
Today, I was texting my boyfriend during a 7 hour car ride with my family. I thought it'd be fine to text dirty with him. Little did I know, my audio corrector was on, and told me the right way to spell 'penis' and 'orgasm.' 5 hours left. FML
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On 05/23/2010 at 10:39am - intimacy - by grounded - Sent from mobile version
Today, I went on my first date with a girl I have been infatuated with for months. At the restaurant, the waiter came while she was in the bathroom. I ordered steaks for both of us. Turns out, she is vegetarian, and doesn't like it when men are "overly aggressive". She called me a cow murderer. FML
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On 03/16/2010 at 12:28am - love - by meatballz (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
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