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Today, I was using a penis pump for the first time. It was awesome until it sucked my left testicle into the tube. I'll be singing soprano for a while now. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11167) - you deserved it (38867)

On 07/17/2012 at 11:32am - intimacy - by tuggernuts (man) - United States

Today, I was at a bar and very drunk. I went to the urinal and when I was done I went to zip up when I realized I never unzipped. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10174) - you deserved it (54982)

On 10/10/2009 at 4:45pm - misc - by loser - Sent from mobile version



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