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Today, I walked in on my mom taking nude pictures of herself in the kitchen, with only a Santa hat on. FML
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On 09/10/2010 at 12:36pm - intimacy - by meikd423 - Sent from mobile version
Today, my family and I argued whether getting a period or boner in the middle of class was worse. At the dinner table. FML
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On 09/10/2010 at 1:30am - intimacy - by Me - United States (Washington)
Today, I saw a pregnant woman fall off her moped. As I helped her back up, I asked if her baby was okay. I was then blindsided by her brick of a purse while she screeched, "I'm not pregnant!" FML
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On 09/09/2010 at 4:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, at dinner, my grandmother informed us that my cousin's newborn baby has been having seizures. My verbal filter did not switch on in time and I replied, "It's not a seizure if you're shaking it." FML
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On 09/09/2010 at 4:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I received an email from an ex who I haven't heard from in two years. Excited that it might be her asking if we could meet up, I opened it. It was a virus. FML
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On 09/09/2010 at 3:58pm - love - by kevdev (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, while eating lunch, one of my friends told a joke that made everyone at the table laugh. Apparently, the guy standing behind me overheard and was laughing too. So much in fact that he spewed the red Gatorade he was drinking all over the back of my white shirt and hair. FML
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On 09/09/2010 at 2:05pm - misc - by gatorhead - United States (Georgia)
Today, my cousin came to visit from America. While out shopping, she said loudly that she was having trouble finding clothes to fit around her huge fanny, causing a lot of people to stare in our direction. I had to explain to her that "fanny" in the UK means "vagina." FML
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On 09/09/2010 at 10:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, whilst sat next to a old lady on a flight back to the UK, I exclaimed how I wished somebody would gag the crying baby a few rows behind us. Her reply was, "That's my grandson." FML
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On 09/09/2010 at 6:01am - misc - by myles bevan - United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months said he wasn't going to break up with me, he was just going to stop touching me. FML
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On 09/09/2010 at 1:33am - intimacy - by karebear - United States
Today, I got circumcised. After the surgery, my girlfriend got drunk and texted all of her friends about it. FML
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On 09/08/2010 at 10:15pm - health - by Chester (Seattle) - United States (Washington)
Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for the chicken I bought four days ago. I finally found it - not in the refrigerator, not in the freezer, but in the trunk of my car, which now smells like a dead animal. FML
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On 09/08/2010 at 9:33pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I found out that I drunkenly texted my boss yesterday asking for nude pictures. He sent them. I'm afraid to go to work tomorrow. FML
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On 09/08/2010 at 8:11pm - intimacy - by WTF?!?! - United States (Florida)
Today, I was doing it with my girlfriend. Trying to be sexy, I moaned her name. She replied, "What?" FML
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On 09/08/2010 at 7:14pm - intimacy - by undoable - United States (Illinois)
Today, a little girl asked me how I could be so fat and still have small boobs. Great question. FML
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On 09/08/2010 at 7:13pm - health - by Lauren - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, after being with my boyfriend for seven years, he finally proposed. To another woman. FML
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On 09/08/2010 at 3:46pm - love - by onthemarket (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)
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