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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 August 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3220
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, I found out my boyfriend had his phone taken away by his dad for this past week. I have been sending him naked photos and other naughty things this entire week, or so I thought. FML

#13223066
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13418) - you deserved it (35135)

On 09/27/2010 at 3:30pm - intimacy - by Liz - United States (Florida)

Today, I am a 22 year old male with a 11:00 pm curfew. FML

#13221655
208 comments

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On 09/27/2010 at 11:58am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I bought a new Ipod to replace my old one which decided to stop working. After purchasing my new nano Ipod, I decided to bang my old Ipod on the desk very hard because it was useless. It started working again. FML

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On 09/27/2010 at 11:51am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

Today, I found a video of my girlfriend having sex with her male best friend on her computer. When I confronted her about it she said it was from before we met. In the video, she was wearing the engagement ring I bought her. FML

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On 09/27/2010 at 11:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it's my birthday. I got a graphing calculator and my period. FML

#13221295
177 comments

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On 09/27/2010 at 11:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I found my beloved hamster dead in her cage. Later that day, my boyfriend told me he already noticed that she was dead last night, but did not feel like telling me because he was afraid I wouldn't feel like doing it anymore that night. FML

#13221173
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On 09/27/2010 at 10:47am - intimacy - by cinderella (woman) - Netherlands (Groningen)

Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML

#13220648
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On 09/27/2010 at 9:17am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was robbed of five bucks by a vending machine that said "Enjoy Life!" FML

#13220613
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On 09/27/2010 at 9:09am - misc - by lovelife - United States

Today, I went on a first date to the movies. During the flick, I choked on a piece of popcorn. I took a gulp of soda and that got stuck as well. I finally got my breath back and let out the loudest burp I ever have. He looked at me and said "Does this mean I can fart now?" FML

#13220186
157 comments

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On 09/27/2010 at 7:45am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I tried to get over my childhood phobia of syringes by donating blood. The phlebotomist hadn't even touched the needle before I started sobbing hysterically. They made me leave. FML

#13219092
150 comments

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On 09/27/2010 at 3:03am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my friend's van ran out of gas on an expressway off-ramp. After pushing it to the shoulder, we walked to a gas station and got a can of gas. We got back to the van to find that the battery had died from leaving on the lights and hazards to avoid an accident. FML

#13218546
37 comments

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On 09/27/2010 at 1:56am - misc - by stranded (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I finished too quickly and apologized. She said she was used to it by now. FML

#13217380
134 comments

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On 09/27/2010 at 12:19am - intimacy - by youaresodumb - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was driving to my company picnic with 85 lbs of meat in the back seat, and 1 gallon of homemade BBQ sauce and mustard in large pans riding shotgun. As I drove down a steep hill, the BBQ sauce pan slid forward, hit the glove box and exploded in my front seat. FML

#13214179
77 comments

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On 09/26/2010 at 8:50pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my grad student husband was unusually frisky in the middle of the day. I took the opportunity and we had an enjoyable afternoon romp. Afterward, I asked him what had gotten him in such a good mood. He replied, "I'd do just about anything to get out of doing my homework." FML

#13213311
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On 09/26/2010 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by amorousintx - United States

Today, I learned that my girlfriend gives good head. I didn't find out by getting one, I found out by my drunk best friend telling me. FML

#13213227
72 comments

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On 09/26/2010 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oklahoma)



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