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Today, I was tidying my room when my gran came in and offered to help. I said I didn't need any, but she started going through it anyway. She found a tube of "Very Cherry" lube and asked what it was. I subtly tore off the label and tried to convince her it was a face mask. She's taken it to try it out tonight. FML
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On 10/10/2010 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by Dilly - United Kingdom (London)
Today, after weeks of thinking and playing every outcome possible in my head, I told my parents I'm gay. My dad nodded and didn't even look up from his book; my mom told me to go to the doctor if it starts to itch. FML
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On 10/09/2010 at 2:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, I didn't have my key, so my sister told me to call her to let me in. I called, no answer. I waited for 15 minutes and then called my dad complaining about her, still being outside. She popped her out the window and yelled, "Don't talk about me, bitch!" and wouldn't open the door. FML
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On 10/09/2010 at 2:36am - misc - by sister_woes (woman) - United States (Hawaii)
Today, I had a wet dream about having sexual relations with a rubber duck. FML
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On 10/09/2010 at 1:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)
Today, I received a 7 page text message during school from my mom yelling at me because I ate her cereal. FML
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On 10/09/2010 at 12:39am - misc - by mylifesuckssss - United States
Today, when I arrived at the airport for my international flight there was no record of my ticket in the system. Turns out the flight was yesterday. FML
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On 10/09/2010 at 12:15am - misc - by theleague (man) - United States (California)
Today, I got chased, threatened and assaulted by a cab driver because I wouldn't take the credit card receipt. FML
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On 10/09/2010 at 12:09am - misc - by Rob - United States (New York)
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
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On 10/09/2010 at 12:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I found out that my parents like rough sex. I found the whip and handcuffs. FML
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On 10/08/2010 at 11:29pm - intimacy - by mster233 (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, my friends and I got front stage tickets to our favorite band. Being my first concert, we planned to start a small mosh pit in the back. I got knocked out by my bestfriends elbow and was rushed to the hospital, during the first song. FML
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On 10/08/2010 at 11:12pm - health - by ~Mr.Void - United States (South Carolina)
Today, I found out everybody at work thinks I'm a lesbian because they thought my boyfriend was a girl. FML
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On 10/08/2010 at 9:57pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I was driving down the road. A giant seagull flew into my windsheild and shattered it. If that is not bad enough, the carcass slid up my windshield, into my sunroof, and suddenly I had a bloody, dead passenger. FML
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On 10/08/2010 at 7:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, after me and my boyfriend had pretty much amazing sex, he took off the condom and started swinging it back and forth, all while making the sounds of a clock and saying, "You are getting sleepy." FML
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On 10/08/2010 at 8:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I was making my bed which would normally be a simple task, until I leaned into the wooden foot of my bed, and put my entire body weight on my left nut. FML
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On 10/08/2010 at 6:53am - health - by Username - Sent from mobile version
Today, I sit here in agonizing pain because of a scoliosis surgery. I have a bunch of painkillers that I need to suppress this incredible back pain. Looks like I can't take any. My mom has hidden them from me because she THINKS I need to be taken off them. I wish my doctor were here. FML
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On 10/08/2010 at 6:31am - health - by lmastr64 - Sent from mobile version
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