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Today, I put my headphones on and laid down to relax to some music. I fell asleep, and woke up later to a police officer busting into my house. My neighbor had been knocking on my door, then looked through my window and saw me on my couch, and was convinced I'd died. FML
by I'm Not Dead Yet / 06/09/2014 at 3:37pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by deservedly / 06/09/2014 at 12:28pm / Canada (Alberta) / Work
by Birthday Surprise / 05/26/2014 at 5:18pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by igotpride / 12/09/2013 at 4:01pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 12/09/2013 at 10:10am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was chatting with my mother. She was telling me about some new mouthwash she recently got, and the moment the word "gargle" escaped her lips, my husband muttered just a little too loudly from the kitchen, "How about gargling my balls instead, bitch." Our family is now at war. FML
by Anonymous / 12/08/2013 at 3:39pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend and I took a nap, fully clothed. I woke up to him panicking. He'd had a wet dream and was scared that his sperm somehow swam through several layers of clothing and got me pregnant. FML
by Anonymous / 12/06/2013 at 4:37pm / United States (New Mexico) / Intimacy
by oh / 12/06/2013 at 4:20pm / Denmark (Midtjylland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML
by Anonymous / 12/06/2013 at 1:15pm / Norway (Hordaland) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/06/2013 at 11:13am / United States (California) / Love
by unlucky neighbors / 12/06/2013 at 4:36am / China (Shanghai) / Miscellaneous
by butterfingers / 12/06/2013 at 2:08am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Money
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge argument while driving home from visiting family. We pulled into a gas station, and I went inside to grab a drink and cool down. When I came back out, both car and boyfriend were nowhere in sight. It was my car. FML
by marcranger / 12/05/2013 at 9:30pm / United States (Colorado) / Love
by Lulu / 12/05/2013 at 6:39pm / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
by nemesis5196523 / 12/03/2013 at 2:45pm / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
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