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Today, I rode my new motorcycle to work for the first time. As I accelerated, I felt a sharp pain in my neck. Apparently, poisonous spiders can actually get trapped inside motorbike helmets. Duly noted. FML

Today, my dad forgot I was on the back of his motorbike. He did a wheelie and I fell off. FML

Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML

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256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56517) - you deserved it (41737)

On 07/22/2014 at 1:39pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I finally finished a drawing that someone had asked and said they would pay me for. I worked on it for multiple hours and was very proud of it. When it came to discussing payment, I asked what his best offer was. A pack of cigarettes. FML

#21161435
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39370) - you deserved it (7961)

On 06/03/2014 at 7:56am - money - by xerrika - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I'm spending time with my granny, with whom I'm supposed to live with for a few weeks. I've noticed that she repeats the last word of every sentence I say, and now I'm wondering how it's possible for me to now be so horrible that I want to punch a sweet 92-year-old lady in the head. FML

#18387979
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22802) - you deserved it (4976)

On 11/29/2011 at 9:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my friend decided to jump out of a moving car. I had to explain to the nice old lady who stopped that my friend who was convulsing on the ground wasn't on drugs, he's just really stupid. FML

#17903189
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24976) - you deserved it (2751)

On 10/04/2011 at 11:10am - misc - by dmanrique - United States (Texas)

Today, my mother noticed that I hadn't taken the trash out in a few weeks and angry, piled various full trash bags on my bed. I've been away on holiday for the past three weeks, I guess she didn't notice that part. FML

#15195848
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31416) - you deserved it (3137)

On 03/04/2011 at 11:25am - misc - by carr (woman) - Sent from mobile version



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