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loveatsylac
  • Town/Country : Portland, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 2 October 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 27
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my husband and I had just got over a big argument, and I asked him to cut me some cucumbers for my eyes to help me relax. I was laying down, eyed closed, and he set them on my eyes. They weren't cucumbers, they were lemons. FML

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Today, I had my buddies over for a few beers and, trying to be cool, I told my wife to get out of the living room and back in the kitchen. I felt smug, right up until she said, "Why? Your mom doesn't need to be turned over for another 20 minutes, dick." FML

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