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About love2jump : im an optitmis who cant spell words well...i like to read and laugh and talk, and remeber you cant have happiness without saddness :)
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Today, I went to a club with my friends. I told my mom that I was going to come back home at 3:00 a.m. At 3:15 a.m., my mom comes to the club, with 2 cops, wearing pyjamas, shouting my name and telling me to come back home. FML
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On 07/19/2009 at 1:11am - misc - by marcelop - Mexico (Nuevo Leon)
Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
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On 07/18/2009 at 5:35pm - misc - by overachiever - United States (Illinois)
Today, I went to a new bar downtown with some friends. I was a little buzzed and had to pee so bad. I rushed into the bathroom and as I sat down I felt a squish on my upper thigh. Turns out the last person in the stall decided to take a shit on the toilet seat. FML
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On 06/24/2009 at 12:48pm - misc - by feelinnauseous (woman) - United States
Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML
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On 06/24/2009 at 11:33am - love - by steven (man) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I was at a gas station and I went to the bathroom. Thinking some was already in the bathroom, I waited for ten minutes while people lined up behind me only to find out that it was empty. FML
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On 06/23/2009 at 6:52pm - misc - by cmac1229 - United States (District of Columbia)
Today, my husband of ten years was playing the Sims. I asked him about the house he built. Apparently, it was his dream house, and he recreated himself as a Sim so he could live in it. Then I asked him where the wife was. There was no wife. It was his happy place. FML
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On 05/31/2009 at 1:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - Poland (Katowice)
Today, I had to go take swimming lessons because my mom has a fear I'll drown and I'm totally afraid of swimming anyway and never get anywhere near water. My instructor? A high school classmate of mine. My fellow swimming classmates? 5 and 6 year old kids. FML
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On 05/20/2009 at 11:45am - misc - by Cantswim (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I went to my girlfriend's Catholic all girls high school to ask her to prom by decorating her car. As soon as I walked on campus the school went into lock down because of a "suspicious male intruder." When I saw my girlfriend, she denied knowing me. I was arrested. FML
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On 05/20/2009 at 11:11am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, my brother came out to our family as being gay. My mother starting crying because "She wanted grandchildren." I told her that I was planning on having children. She started crying harder. FML
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On 05/19/2009 at 9:21pm - kids - by bopbop (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, when done feeding my newborn, I stated to my husband that I'm a cow. He said, in a sincere tone, "Oh, baby, you'll lose the weight soon." I meant cow because I'm producing so much milk. FML
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On 05/16/2009 at 5:41pm - love - by Heifer (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I was on the bus going to formal for my sorority. I was sitting in the 5th row of the bus when I felt raindrops on my face coming through the open window. I then realized it wasn't raining, but the girl in the 1st row was throwing up out her window and it was coming back in through my window. FML
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On 03/22/2009 at 6:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I learnt that the girl with who I've being going out for 6 months, has been sleeping with every guy around except one. Guess who? FML
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On 11/24/2008 at 1:08am - love - by lectro - Sent from mobile version
Today, thinking I was being very generous, I lent my jacket to my new co-worker. I guess I should have checked my pockets before I did, I’m not sure that leaving 3 different flavors of condoms in them made a good impression. FML
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On 11/12/2008 at 12:25am - work - by Lio - Sent from mobile version
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