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About lourdes789lol : LOL i'm not sure what to write here.. there are a lot of FML's that are epic(x some sad, and others... weird. I got on this website because my life is pretty much F*cked up xD i have some good times, and some bad... mostly bad.. i'll share them with you :)

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Today, while walking home from work, a young teenage girl ran up behind me and dumped a carton of milk on my head. She said, "The cow master baptizes you!" and then ran in the opposite direction, cackling madly. FML


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On 07/29/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, while walking home, the gods were kind enough to grace me with the sight of an old man jogging past me in nothing but a pair of short shorts. The image of his balls swinging to and fro underneath like a pendulum has been forever burned into my retinas. FML


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On 07/29/2011 at 2:26pm - misc - by someone - United States

Today, I gave my dad a brochure for anger management. His response? Throwing a chair out the window. FML


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On 07/28/2011 at 11:25am - health - by 99520 - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was helping clean my grandpa's garage when I found some of his old election posters from the '50s. They included slogans such as, "Dick: you know it feels right" and "Want growth? Choose Dick." I'm not sure whether to be disgusted or impressed. FML


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On 07/27/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Nick (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

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