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Today, for the second time this week, I was asked to stop putting on such an obviously fake "British" accent. I am British and have lived here all my life. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32826) - you deserved it (2645)

On 02/19/2013 at 1:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, just so my family would think someone might actually be interested in me, I bought myself roses and attached a secret admirer card to them. My plan would have worked if I hadn't forgotten to take the receipt off the kitchen counter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10224) - you deserved it (38850)

On 02/14/2013 at 8:18am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I finally confronted my bully. Too bad it was at my high school reunion and he beat the shit out of me. FML

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On 02/13/2013 at 5:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he found out my birthday is the same day as his, and he thinks we are twins who were separated at birth. FML

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On 02/13/2013 at 5:09pm - love - by okay then (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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