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lostmymind16
  • Town/Country : orlando, us
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 March 1987 (26 years)
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Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23782) - you deserved it (51216)

On 05/20/2009 at 11:08pm - love - by zero_minded12 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I sent everyone a text on my phone book saying, "Happy Star Wars Day!!! May the Fourth be with you!!" I forgot to uncheck my exgirlfriend's number. She texted back, "one of the many reasons I broke up with you." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21256) - you deserved it (53352)

On 05/04/2009 at 3:04pm - misc - by 1suckatL1fe - United States (Virginia)



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