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  • Town/Country : ..., USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 29 November 1987 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 1983
  • Number of comments : 413
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About loski87 : No that's not what I look like... I was having fun with photobooth on my Mac.

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Today, my boyfriend tried to cure me of my snake phobia by buying one. When he took it out of the cage, it bit him. Now he's terrified of them too. Even worse, he dropped the snake, so it's now loose in our house. FML

#15531816 (191)

I agree, your life sucks (15123) - you deserved it (4286)

On 03/28/2011 at 2:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Macedonia (Struga)

Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54941) - you deserved it (4761)

On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat, I asked him if he had fun. He yelled, "Shut it, bitch!" FML

#13293107 (415)

I agree, your life sucks (31621) - you deserved it (7003)

On 10/02/2010 at 7:08pm - kids - by blah blah daddy - United States (California)