About losermaddie : I love music and am hoping to go into the performing art! I am in a very complicated relationship with my boy friend. Wanna talk to me? Message me. I'm a great listener and give good advise!
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Today, my crush kissed me for the first time. However, my hair was falling into my face and getting in the way. No problem, I wear a wig so without thinking, I simply removed it. I don't think he'll kiss me again anytime soon. FML
by Anonymous / 06/30/2013 at 6:58am / United States (Maryland) / Love
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