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  • Birth Date : Friday 20 October 1989 (25 years)
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About loserboii : Been here for a while, decided to comment for fun.

My dog ran away :( R.I.P. Mello

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Today, my girlfriend gave me a blow-up doll and told me to practice. FML


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On 02/04/2009 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by PlayTag (man) - United States (California)

Today, the cleaning lady left a note that said my room was too dirty to clean. FML


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On 02/03/2009 at 7:40am - misc - by fuckedalready (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my nephew asked me how babies are made. I thought he'd had this chat with his mom, but I went in to it again. After a 20 minute 'discussion', he says "So what about the good stuff - get to the blowjobs and the lesbians." He's 11. FML


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On 01/28/2009 at 9:31pm - intimacy - by epistaxis - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, "Haha, you can't even walk." I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML


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On 01/22/2009 at 6:22pm - misc - by william - United States (Arizona)

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