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loserboii
  • Town/Country : Leesburg, U.S.A.
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 October 1989 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 3935
  • Number of comments : 100
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

About loserboii : Said to look like the guy from GTA:3 and i got a nice body. :)

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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year old son comes in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML

#14860597 (256)

I agree, your life sucks (10041) - you deserved it (36741)

On 02/06/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up after drunkenly hooking up with a girl who was really into Twilight. I felt bruises on the lower end of my neck and so I went to the mirror and checked it out. She bit me, 5 times. FML

#6392894 (202)

I agree, your life sucks (9233) - you deserved it (24018)

On 11/21/2009 at 7:15pm - misc - by jibberish (man) - United States (California)

Today, a cat came up to me on the pavement so I petted it a little. An elderly man rode past on his bicycle and shouted "I'd like to stroke your pussy too!" FML

#6367890 (113)

I agree, your life sucks (17654) - you deserved it (2379)

On 11/19/2009 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by pussystroker (woman) - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "eat it, eat it!" FML

#4499384 (286)

I agree, your life sucks (57949) - you deserved it (5694)

On 08/13/2009 at 11:23am - intimacy - by esb (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I decided to surprise my husband by bringing home a case of beer and renting us a porno. He decided to surprise me by telling me he was leaving me for his pregnant girlfriend. FML

#4368729 (148)

I agree, your life sucks (42239) - you deserved it (2541)

On 08/07/2009 at 7:35pm - misc - by Screwed (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was getting it on with a girl I've been talking to for three months. She's a year younger than me and it was her first time. So, I went easy. After five minutes she started crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she said I remind her of her dad. FML

#4346574 (216)

I agree, your life sucks (60371) - you deserved it (4688)

On 08/06/2009 at 10:03pm - love - by Jeremy (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was baby sitting my little cousin when we decided to go outside and have a "treasure hunt" in the backyard. The first thing we found? The bones of her pet dog that had passed away four years ago. FML

#4252043 (60)

I agree, your life sucks (29373) - you deserved it (3637)

On 08/03/2009 at 9:26am - animals - by Nikki (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML

#3746953 (266)

I agree, your life sucks (38278) - you deserved it (14782)

On 07/14/2009 at 2:19pm - intimacy - by guess28 (man) - Puerto Rico

Today, I wrote a poem for this guy I am falling for. Before telling him that I wrote it, he read it and then laughed at how "corny and stupid" it was because he would "never date someone who could come up with something that lame." The poem was about how vulnerable he makes me feel. FML

#2793513 (220)

I agree, your life sucks (40937) - you deserved it (10575)

On 06/11/2009 at 2:12am - love - by seablue (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out my mom paid my best friend $20 to be my friend when we were 10. FML

#2699534 (162)

I agree, your life sucks (88935) - you deserved it (3805)

On 06/07/2009 at 7:15pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was walking out of my front door in the town where I intern. I live alone and know no one. As I'm locking the door, I see a golf ball wedged between my mat and step. I notice that there's writing on it so I pick it up to read, "You look hot when you sleep." FML

#2059220 (214)

I agree, your life sucks (58406) - you deserved it (1882)

On 05/18/2009 at 8:04pm - misc - by emoney (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, the man I was going to dinner with got me the most expensive necklace. We got to the table he had reserved when his friend comes and sits with us. Somehow the subject of getting it on comes up. My date then says "expensive jewelry - one way ticket to her pants". FML

#2048431 (168)

I agree, your life sucks (41773) - you deserved it (4449)

On 05/18/2009 at 12:46pm - love - by Anonymous - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML

#881347 (416)

I agree, your life sucks (27667) - you deserved it (92118)

On 04/09/2009 at 2:03am - work - by tool (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, completely nude, I had to collect my clothes around the boy’s apartment I have been sleeping with for awhile. While his girlfriend watched to make sure I “got the fuck out.” FML

#800940 (233)

I agree, your life sucks (26324) - you deserved it (116069)

On 04/04/2009 at 3:04pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, a 7 year old girl randomly came up to me and told me to fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard this conversation, she came up to me and told me to fuck myself as well. FML

#696283 (538)

I agree, your life sucks (159024) - you deserved it (14425)

On 03/30/2009 at 1:06am - kids - by Wmsys32pr9 (man) - United States (Washington)