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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 22 November 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 56
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About loser_for_life : idk man. I just love Nutella,One Direction,My Boyfriend,And Sweater Weather.

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Today, my ex's mom got a job as our new soccer coach and recognized me from our New Year's party last year. She made me, and me alone, do 10 laps around the field in the rain for breaking her son's heart. FML

#20971434
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I agree, your life sucks (47732) - you deserved it (11682)

On 11/26/2013 at 3:00pm - love - by Amanda (woman) - United States

Today, my mom told me that when my sister and I were born, the first thing my dad said was, "I hope they don't turn out vegetarian." I did. FML

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On 11/26/2013 at 1:35pm - misc - by fack (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I finally password-protected my phone, to protect it from my friends' favorite game: stealing it and sending stupid texts, and hijacking my Facebook. They quickly found a new game. My phone is now locked for 24 hours due to too many attempts to guess the password. FML

#20970108
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I agree, your life sucks (40447) - you deserved it (6720)

On 11/25/2013 at 12:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)



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