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lorraineald

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 April 1995 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1011
  • Number of comments : 66
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About lorraineald : I love cats.

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Visits<b>thundercrow1999</b> - the 09/21/2016 at 12:13pm<b>jbuckets_404</b> - the 07/21/2016 at 12:52pm<b>EvilPandaxD</b> - the 07/13/2016 at 9:47am<b>BabooonLove</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 10:23pm<b>Vintage_Cola</b> - the 11/19/2015 at 9:04am<b>MrLufthansa</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 12:23pm<b>jesuis_julie</b> - the 10/24/2015 at 4:01am<b>MrNiceGuy569</b> - the 10/06/2015 at 4:11pm<b>pengyvan</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 7:27pm<b>Mmorpheus</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 10:28am<b>ns1985</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 11:52pm<b>Shrapnel_strikes</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 2:22pm<b>megpie20693</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 10:59pm<b>FatKitty</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 4:59pm<b>Matheo</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 3:19pm<b>Futebol_Queen11</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 10:28am<b>GodfriedGrobler</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 10:27am<b>catchmypanties</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 9:17am

Fucked!<b>thundercrow1999</b> - the 09/21/2016 at 6:13pm<b>MrNiceGuy569</b> - the 10/06/2015 at 10:11pm<b>Mmorpheus</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 4:28pm<b>Futebol_Queen11</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 4:29pm<b>GodfriedGrobler</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 4:27pm

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lorraineald's favorite FMLs

Today, I sent in an assignment from my batshit insane teacher. The assignment was to read a poem, analyze it, and make a comic of its plot. This would've been fine if the teacher who assigned it to me didn't teach math. FML

by bestnameright / 12/09/2012 at 10:53pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Work

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Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

by Anonymous / 05/11/2011 at 10:33am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 4:53am / France / Intimacy

Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML

by Anonymous / 11/12/2009 at 6:17am / Australia (Victoria) / Health

Today, I learned that my boyfriend hides valuables in the washing machine under dirty clothes when leaving town for the weekend. I learned this AFTER I'd done a load of laundry. FML

by washed / 10/11/2009 at 7:30pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend over webcam with a cute negligee. He was doing homework. Half an hour later, he finally noticed. Apparently pre-calc is more interesting than his girlfriend. I guess polynomials are just curvier than me. FML

by NotAParabola / 10/07/2009 at 12:39am / United States (Oregon) / Love

Today, my dog was watching me and started to have a hard-on, for half an hour. FML

by aXel / 10/13/2008 at 4:29am / Animals