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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 April 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 705
  • Number of comments : 66
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About lorraineald : I love cats.

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Today, I sent in an assignment from my batshit insane teacher. The assignment was to read a poem, analyze it, and make a comic of its plot. This would've been fine if the teacher who assigned it to me didn't teach math. FML

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36013) - you deserved it (15597)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43558) - you deserved it (27979) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8779) - you deserved it (47426)

On 11/12/2009 at 6:17am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I learned that my boyfriend hides valuables in the washing machine under dirty clothes when leaving town for the weekend. I learned this AFTER I'd done a load of laundry. FML


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On 10/11/2009 at 7:30pm - misc - by washed (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my dog was watching me and started to have a hard-on, for half an hour. FML


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