About lorraineald : I love cats.
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Today, I sent in an assignment from my batshit insane teacher. The assignment was to read a poem, analyze it, and make a comic of its plot. This would've been fine if the teacher who assigned it to me didn't teach math. FML
by bestnameright / 12/09/2012 at 10:53pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Work
by Anonymous / 05/11/2011 at 10:33am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 4:53am / France / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/12/2009 at 6:17am / Australia (Victoria) / Health
by washed / 10/11/2009 at 7:30pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend over webcam with a cute negligee. He was doing homework. Half an hour later, he finally noticed. Apparently pre-calc is more interesting than his girlfriend. I guess polynomials are just curvier than me. FML
by NotAParabola / 10/07/2009 at 12:39am / United States (Oregon) / Love
- Today, I’m a babysitter for a 4 year-old little girl. All afternoon, I attended Barbie’s murder and… Today, I’m a French teacher in Ukraine, and in class we were debating gun legislation. In order to… Today, straight after we had sex, my boyfriend went to the bathroom. He stayed in there for a long…