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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 April 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 607
  • Number of comments : 66
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About lorraineald : I love cats.

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Today I sent in an assignment from batshit insane teacher. The assignment was to read a poem analyze it and make a comic of its plot. This would've been fine if the teacher who assigned it to me didn't teach math. FML

Today, I woke up so pissed looool off tat I yelled at ma cereal. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33768) - you deserved it (14891)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached climax, she thought it would be funny to turn 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40925) - you deserved it (26899) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

today I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long thathen the wind blew... the hars on my legs moved in the breeze. mega FML


I agree, your life sucks (7573) - you deserved it (44652)

On 11/12/2009 at 6:17am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I learned that boyfriend hides valuables in the washing machine under dirty cloths when leaving town for the weekend. I learned this AFTER I'd done a load of laundry. FML


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On 10/11/2009 at 7:30pm - misc - by washed (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, My Dog Was Watching Me And Started To Have A Hard-on, Fir Half An Hour . FML


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