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Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML
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On 06/27/2011 at 9:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my grandpa told us he wanted to fit in. His idea of fitting in is streaking in a park at 4:00 pm. FML
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On 06/27/2011 at 8:16am - misc - by Nice 2 inch - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML
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On 06/23/2011 at 12:24am - love - by wowohwow - United States (South Carolina)
Today, I found out my boyfriend uses me for two things. 1) My food. 2) My sister. FML
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On 06/20/2011 at 4:05pm - love - by Maddie - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I was yelled at by my mum for not wanting to get a spray tan for my cousin's wedding because if I don't, I will "shine like a beacon of disrespect" among the other attendees. FML
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On 06/16/2011 at 4:53pm - misc - by vampire (woman) - United Kingdom (Wigan)
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
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On 06/14/2011 at 2:37pm - love - by hatelife - United States (Ohio)
Today, my dog surprised everyone by somehow managing to climb on the roof. I followed him up and spent the next hour trying to catch him. FML
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On 06/10/2011 at 4:39pm - animals - by crazydog (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, I was at the park with my daughter. She walked up to a boy at the swings, held her hand out, and said, "Hi I'm Vanessa, and someday you'll be working for me." FML
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On 06/10/2011 at 5:57am - kids - by Rachel (woman) - United States (Alabama)
Today, on my way home from work, I decided to bring my pregnant wife a bouquet of roses to surprise her. Her response? "Why didn't you get me something useful, like chicken wings, instead?" FML
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On 06/09/2011 at 7:23pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my boss asked if he could pay me in guns. FML
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On 06/09/2011 at 12:06am - work - by grant b - United States (Texas)
Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML
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On 06/06/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by KillMeNow (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my five year old daughter asked me what a divorce was. When I asked why she wanted to know, she replied with "Daddy wants one. He says you can have me." FML
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On 06/05/2011 at 1:17am - love - by dumped - United States (Utah)
Today, I had to walk home in nothing but my snuggie and sneakers. FML
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On 06/04/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I was slammed onto my car, thrown on the ground, and arrested for outstanding warrants from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML
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On 06/01/2011 at 9:30am - misc - by aarone23 - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I was on my first blind date. We went to a fancy restaurant in the middle in the city. After using the bathroom, I came back to an empty table. He stole my purse and left. FML
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On 05/28/2011 at 8:44am - love - by dancer_2014 - United States (Ohio)
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