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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 9 June 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 124
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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lorenlizzy's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that my boyfriend purposely makes me cry because it makes him feel special. FML

#14406610
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33133) - you deserved it (4682)

On 12/31/2010 at 6:11am - love - by ohemmgeee (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was buying condoms for my girlfriend and myself. While at the checkout counter, my guy friend sees me, runs to me, puts his arm around me, kisses me on the cheek, then yells "Thank you baby!" There were about twenty people behind me, they all gave me dirty looks. FML

#10433872
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36605) - you deserved it (9478)

On 05/09/2010 at 10:20am - intimacy - by imustbegay - United States

Today, I'm in Mexico and am supposed to be skydiving for my Christmas gift. Instead, I'm coming out of the hospital with x-rays, an ankle splint, and a $800 bill because I fell on the bottom step of a flight of stairs. FML

#7145506
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21604) - you deserved it (3377)

On 01/04/2010 at 12:52pm - health - by Wally (man) - Mexico

Today, I was texting my friend. He has a history of depression, which we were talking about, and somehow, he turned the conversation to: "If we ever broke up, I would kill myself." I didn't even know we were even going out. FML

#6740845
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35727) - you deserved it (2543)

On 12/13/2009 at 7:28pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie where a girl proposed to a guy. He said "I would hate it if that happened to me, obviously I don't want to get married if I haven't proposed myself." I was planning on proposing later. FML

#6470201
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32093) - you deserved it (7659)

On 11/26/2009 at 10:23pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, a neighbour called to say my water tank burst. A colleague followed me home to help, took off his shirt so it wouldn't get wet and climbed through my window to get to the roof. My boyfriend unexpectedly came home as we were emerging from the bedroom. My colleague was still buttoning his shirt up. FML

#6309981
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42650) - you deserved it (5456)

On 11/15/2009 at 3:42am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as "My other girlfriend." FML

#5526124
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39971) - you deserved it (3563)

On 09/28/2009 at 12:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

Today, I went for a run and took my shirt off part way through. The next person I saw was a nine year old girl playing outside her house. She looked at me and said, "Ewwwwww! Gross!" FML

#91993
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16651) - you deserved it (23685)

On 02/20/2009 at 9:37pm - misc - by Jim Smith (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was walking my son to school. After yelling at him for not looking where he's walking, I grabbed his hand and pulled him closer to me. Not paying attention, I walked him right into a light pole. FML

#20511
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6806) - you deserved it (48396)

On 02/10/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by EOJ (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my crush talked to me for the first time. He told me to stop staring. FML

#18236
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32618) - you deserved it (12547)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:37pm - misc - by hatethatiloveyou (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, while shopping for a pair of shoes, I saw a pair I really liked lying around, so I sat down to try them on. Then, a man came up to me and pointed out that they were actually his shoes. FML

#407
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21211) - you deserved it (5222)

On 11/28/2008 at 5:28am - misc - by Gregory - Sent from mobile version



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