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lorenlizzy's favorite FMLs
by ohemmgeee / 12/31/2010 at 6:11am / Australia (Queensland) / Love
Today, I was buying condoms for my girlfriend and myself. While at the checkout counter, my guy friend sees me, runs to me, puts his arm around me, kisses me on the cheek, then yells "Thank you baby!" There were about twenty people behind me, they all gave me dirty looks. FML
by imustbegay / 05/09/2010 at 10:20am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I'm in Mexico and am supposed to be skydiving for my Christmas gift. Instead, I'm coming out of the hospital with x-rays, an ankle splint, and a $800 bill because I fell on the bottom step of a flight of stairs. FML
by Wally / 01/04/2010 at 12:52pm / Mexico / Holidays
Today, I was texting my friend. He has a history of depression, which we were talking about, and somehow, he turned the conversation to: "If we ever broke up, I would kill myself." I didn't even know we were even going out. FML
by Anonymous / 12/13/2009 at 7:28pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie where a girl proposed to a guy. He said "I would hate it if that happened to me, obviously I don't want to get married if I haven't proposed myself." I was planning on proposing later. FML
by Anonymous / 11/26/2009 at 10:23pm / United States (Virginia) / Money
Today, a neighbour called to say my water tank burst. A colleague followed me home to help, took off his shirt so it wouldn't get wet and climbed through my window to get to the roof. My boyfriend unexpectedly came home as we were emerging from the bedroom. My colleague was still buttoning his shirt up. FML
by Anonymous / 11/15/2009 at 3:42am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/28/2009 at 12:28pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by Jim Smith / 02/20/2009 at 9:37pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was walking my son to school. After yelling at him for not looking where he's walking, I grabbed his hand and pulled him closer to me. Not paying attention, I walked him right into a light pole. FML
by EOJ / 02/10/2009 at 12:07pm / United States (Michigan) / Kids
by hatethatiloveyou / 02/09/2009 at 7:37pm / United States (Florida) / Love
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, it's been two years since I graduated with my master's. It's also been the same amount of…