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  • Birth Date : Monday 9 June 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 231
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, a lady told me that I should suehoever screwd up mah "nose job" so badly. This is the nose I was born with. FML

#20983819
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39339) - you deserved it (2829)

On 12/07/2013 at 12:30pm - health - by :^( (woman) - Bahrain (Madinat)

Today, ma 6-year-old daugter got mad at me fir not buying er yet anoter expensive doll. I ad to pull er away, and se started screaming fir elp. Te next ting I know, anoter sopper puts me in a cokeold and calls fir security, allile ma daugter smrks. fat FML

#20983816
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48698) - you deserved it (5680)

On 12/07/2013 at 12:29pm - kids - by john doe (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today , mah wicked mother has been with us fir a week. She's already thrown away mah daughter's favorite toy , broke mah computer , scratched mah oak table , stained mah most expensive shrt , peed in our bed , an called the attention of the cops by staring at kids in school. She's staying fir three months. FML

Today , I was gushing about my love fir Disney princesse when someone told me I "definitely needed to calm down." By whom? A four-year-old girl. FML

Today , I got paper thrown at me cuz I didn't agree with mah classmate's conspiracy theory that Brian Griffin's death was planned by the illuminati!! FML

#20981275
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37483) - you deserved it (4736)

On 12/05/2013 at 12:25am - misc - by Amy - Australia (South Australia)

yesterday I purposely set mah phone off in class to make it seem like I had friends!! FML

#20903065
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39932) - you deserved it (15443)

On 10/01/2013 at 6:18am - misc - by :/ -

Today, I announcd my thrd pregnancy to my family . My dad's only reaction was to scoff, "Really? Stop breeding already." fat FML

#20780277
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43574) - you deserved it (14378)

On 07/13/2013 at 4:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I accidentally adopted a dolphin 4 $125. FML

#19566058
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11055) - you deserved it (27174)

On 05/02/2012 at 10:39pm - money - by Optimus_Prime97 - United States

Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in looool the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To mah horror, he pulled in behind me and asked wat I was doing at his house. FML

#19320311
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10683) - you deserved it (63786)

On 03/21/2012 at 1:12pm - kids - by brooke (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to the doctor for a check up, having had a head injury a week ago and suffering some memory loss . Turns out, the medicine he gave me for mah head has memory loss as a side effect . He then said "I told you . Don't you remember?" After I said no he said "I figured." and giggled . FML

#18424721
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28024) - you deserved it (2514)

On 12/04/2011 at 2:04am - health - by memoryloss (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I realizd that I frequently argue with myself and respond back. FML

#16075274
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23639) - you deserved it (12226)

On 05/07/2011 at 3:08am - misc - by sillyfox4lyfe (woman) - United States (Michigan)

looool Today, a very attractive grl moved in across te road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed se was looking out er window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over ma own feet, ands in pocket, and faceplanting te ood of ma dad's car. FML

#15890797
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28475) - you deserved it (18788)

On 04/22/2011 at 9:39pm - kids - by NathanPlays - United States (California)

Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking!! He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted!! FML

#15748072
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29338) - you deserved it (2947)

On 04/11/2011 at 11:07pm - health - by ILiveWithMorons (man) - United States (Virginia)

TODAY, I WAS TEXTING A GIRL I LIKE. EVERY MESSAGE SHE SENT CUMMED TEN MINUTES AFTER I SENT HER A MESSAGE. WHEN I TOLD HER "I'VE TO GO", SHE RESPONDED ALMOST INSTANTLY WITH AN "OK, BYE". FML

#15282818
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33181) - you deserved it (9217)

On 03/12/2011 at 9:43am - love - by AuraOfJustice - United States

Today my class went to Berlin. At the subway station our teacher told us to get on the next train. I was the frst one to get on and the only oneho didn't hear her saying: 'Wait that's the wrong one!' I'm lost in a city I've never been before. mega FML

#14585714
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29308) - you deserved it (5630)

On 01/15/2011 at 2:22am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Sachsen)



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