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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 9 June 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 134
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, a lady told me that I should sue whoever screwed up my "nose job" so badly. This is the nose I was born with. FML

#20983819
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39215) - you deserved it (2821)

On 12/07/2013 at 12:30pm - health - by :^( (woman) - Bahrain (Madinat)

Today, my 6-year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML

#20983816
268 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47223) - you deserved it (5506)

On 12/07/2013 at 12:29pm - kids - by john doe (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my wicked mother has been with us for a week. She's already thrown away my daughter's favorite toy, broke my computer, scratched my oak table, stained my most expensive shirt, peed in our bed, and called the attention of the cops by staring at kids in school. She's staying for three months. FML

Today, I was gushing about my love for Disney princesses when someone told me I "definitely needed to calm down." By whom? A four-year-old girl. FML

Today, I got paper thrown at me because I didn't agree with my classmate's conspiracy theory that Brian Griffin's death was planned by the illuminati. FML

#20981275
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37317) - you deserved it (4719)

On 12/05/2013 at 12:25am - misc - by Amy - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I purposely set my phone off in class to make it seem like I had friends. FML

#20903065
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39782) - you deserved it (15384)

On 10/01/2013 at 6:18am - misc - by :/ -

Today, I announced my third pregnancy to my family. My dad's only reaction was to scoff, "Really? Stop breeding already." FML

#20780277
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43397) - you deserved it (14354)

On 07/13/2013 at 4:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I accidentally adopted a dolphin for $125. FML

#19566058
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10910) - you deserved it (27047)

On 05/02/2012 at 10:39pm - money - by Optimus_Prime97 - United States

Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML

#19320311
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9972) - you deserved it (61329)

On 03/21/2012 at 1:12pm - kids - by brooke (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to the doctor for a check up, having had a head injury a week ago and suffering some memory loss. Turns out, the medicine he gave me for my head has memory loss as a side effect. He then said "I told you. Don't you remember?" After I said no he said "I figured." and giggled. FML

#18424721
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26694) - you deserved it (2380)

On 12/04/2011 at 2:04am - health - by memoryloss (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized that I frequently argue with myself and respond back. FML

#16075274
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23488) - you deserved it (12189)

On 05/07/2011 at 3:08am - misc - by sillyfox4lyfe (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML

#15890797
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27117) - you deserved it (18272)

On 04/22/2011 at 9:39pm - kids - by NathanPlays - United States (California)

Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML

#15748072
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29169) - you deserved it (2934)

On 04/11/2011 at 11:07pm - health - by ILiveWithMorons (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was texting a girl I like. Every message she sent came ten minutes after I sent her a message. When I told her "I've to go", she responded almost instantly with an "Ok, bye". FML

#15282818
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31652) - you deserved it (9013)

On 03/12/2011 at 9:43am - love - by AuraOfJustice - United States

Today, my class went to Berlin. At the subway station, our teacher told us to get on the next train. I was the first one to get on and the only one who didn't hear her saying: 'Wait, that's the wrong one!' I'm lost in a city I've never been before. FML

#14585714
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29081) - you deserved it (5611)

On 01/15/2011 at 2:22am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Sachsen)



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