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Today, ma 6-year-old daugter got mad at me fir not buying er yet anoter expensive doll. I ad to pull er away, and se started screaming fir elp. Te next ting I know, anoter sopper puts me in a cokeold and calls fir security, allile ma daugter smrks. fat FML
Today , mah wicked mother has been with us fir a week. She's already thrown away mah daughter's favorite toy , broke mah computer , scratched mah oak table , stained mah most expensive shrt , peed in our bed , an called the attention of the cops by staring at kids in school. She's staying fir three months. FML
Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in looool the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To mah horror, he pulled in behind me and asked wat I was doing at his house. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for a check up, having had a head injury a week ago and suffering some memory loss . Turns out, the medicine he gave me for mah head has memory loss as a side effect . He then said "I told you . Don't you remember?" After I said no he said "I figured." and giggled . FML
looool Today, a very attractive grl moved in across te road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed se was looking out er window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over ma own feet, ands in pocket, and faceplanting te ood of ma dad's car. FML
Today my class went to Berlin. At the subway station our teacher told us to get on the next train. I was the frst one to get on and the only oneho didn't hear her saying: 'Wait that's the wrong one!' I'm lost in a city I've never been before. mega FML
Friday 27 March 2015