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by Z3R0G5 / 01/06/2014 at 6:00pm / United States (Indiana) / Animals
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to a figure holding a knife above me. After I screamed in terror, the figure burst into laughter. It was my mom. She did this as payback for me not washing the dishes last night after making food. FML
by awkwardpartybear / 01/04/2014 at 6:43pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by wasted time / 12/19/2013 at 4:09am / United States / Work
Today, my girlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to my friends that I do indeed have a girlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML
by Wow. / 12/18/2013 at 1:23pm / United States / Love
by Iloverainbows10 / 12/18/2013 at 11:44am / United States (Georgia) / Love
Today, I had to pee during a supervised lockdown. I asked my teacher to take me since we couldn't be in the halls alone. Since class was going, she couldn't take me. Much to my dismay, she sent a school-wide email asking for someone to take me to pee. Six teachers took me, including my principal. FML
by Anon / 12/18/2013 at 4:56am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by LonelyPorkChop / 12/18/2013 at 4:30am / Australia (Queensland) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/17/2013 at 4:57pm / Egypt / Kids
by Well this Is Awkward / 12/17/2013 at 3:02pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Crystal_Nicole / 12/14/2013 at 12:05am / United States (Kansas) / Animals
Today, while on my way to work, an elderly woman complimented me on my breast cancer scarf. I explained that my grandmother made one for all her female grandchildren before passing away two years ago. The woman then went psycho and almost strangled me in an attempt to steal it. FML
by Whackgourd / 12/11/2013 at 1:25pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by pootie / 12/11/2013 at 8:14am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by igotpride / 12/09/2013 at 4:01pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by knee pain / 12/09/2013 at 2:17pm / United States / Health
by anonymous / 12/09/2013 at 10:10am / United States / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…
- Today, on my only day off, my Fiancé and I decided to go to the waterpark. as soon as we got there… Today, My dad had not had the chance to be with us on Fathers day so we simply had a breakfast for… Today, I am at work as a programmer. It's 32°C/90°F outside and my coworker needs to have 3 desktop…