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Today, I disproved a scientific theory created by my supervisor. He was furious and said that I shouldn't have tried to disprove him. He told me to continue working with his theory and now he threatens to fire me if I publish my work. FML

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104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32922) - you deserved it (2846)

On 03/20/2015 at 10:38am - work - by ZG_Rules (man) - Netherlands (Gelderland)

Today, while camping, I was given the sex talk, along with visuals created with marshmallows and a roasting fork. FML

#21377041
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31780) - you deserved it (3300)

On 03/18/2015 at 11:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML

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89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32277) - you deserved it (2974)

On 01/30/2015 at 11:27am - misc - by Idek - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, while at the store with my mom and baby brother, a guy started to talk to me. Just as he went to give me his number, my mom handed me my brother and said, "Here's your son, your AA meeting's in an hour, let's go." FML

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120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55261) - you deserved it (5158)

On 12/26/2012 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my friend sent me the link to this website with a message that said, "You'll feel at home." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22748) - you deserved it (2922)

On 01/28/2009 at 7:33pm - misc - by AKN - United States (District of Columbia)



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