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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 October 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 658
  • Number of comments : 97
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About lord_meloetta : I am here for laughs. And I forgot how to post fmls.FML

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lord_meloetta's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out my 7-year-old daughter really did lie about my husband's "other girlfriend" as revenge for being grounded, and that he never cheated on me at all. We're well into our divorce proceedings and he won't forgive me for not believing him when he denied it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26013) - you deserved it (46225)

On 12/31/2014 at 2:00pm - kids - by skanula414 (woman) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today, I thought I was doing a nice thing when I spent hundreds of dollars to get my friend a plane ticket home. She yelled at me when I gave it to her. Turns out, she planned on spending a few more months freeloading off me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32040) - you deserved it (3262)

On 12/04/2014 at 9:04pm - money - by yourewelcome (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my husband and I told my parents I was pregnant with my first child. The only thing my father did was look at my husband and tell him his pull out game was weak. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38423) - you deserved it (4012)

On 11/16/2014 at 12:29am - kids - by wtfdad - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I realized why I never hear my voice echoing when I sing to my boyfriend on Skype; he just mutes me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36120) - you deserved it (11393)

On 11/10/2014 at 4:50pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was at my friend's Bar Mitzvah. After he finished his long-winded speech, I sarcastically did the mockingjay sign from the Hunger Games. It took a couple of seconds before I realized how that looked, and a couple more for me to be shouted down and kicked out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17971) - you deserved it (33043)

On 11/08/2014 at 12:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, after my first day at work at a local daycare, I found out that I'm not entitled to breaks because I'm the only worker there who doesn't smoke. My boss asked me, ''What do you need a break for?'' FML


I agree, your life sucks (39239) - you deserved it (2883)

On 10/24/2014 at 4:52pm - work - by Anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I'm horribly out of shape. My arms are sore, almost like I'd been doing heavy lifting yesterday. Nope. It just was from squeezing cupcake icing out of a tube. FML

Today, someone stole my coat. I can only imagine their surprise when they find the $3,000 engagement ring I bought earlier. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45123) - you deserved it (3724)

On 10/24/2014 at 1:49pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I walked into the kitchen at the exact moment my uncle decided to bend over in short shorts. Apparently, his ballsack decided it needed extra room, because it dangled out of his pant leg. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38160) - you deserved it (3121)

On 10/23/2014 at 4:05pm - misc - by Alexismaria - United States

Today, my neighbor called the cops on me, claiming I'd threatened him with a gun. Despite zero proof, they took me to the station and gave me hell. I guess what I've learned today is that you should never offend your crazy neighbor by breaking up with his daughter. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40856) - you deserved it (4374)

On 10/04/2014 at 12:31pm - misc - by runsinthefamily (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my allergies flared up and I started sneezing. I guess my girlfriend was having a bad day, because she lost her shit and started telling me how annoying I am and how I can never do anything right. I'm not sure if we're still a couple, because she stormed out and won't answer my calls. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38295) - you deserved it (3176)

On 10/04/2014 at 11:17am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Denmark

Today, I attended a family gathering. My cousin's new baby was being passed around. By way of politely declining to hold it, I meant to say that I looked forward to getting to know it better once it could talk. What I blurted out instead was, "I can't wait until it resembles a human being." FML

Today, I have Hello Kitty band-aids on my nips because I dozed off while tanning and burned them extra crispy. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23565) - you deserved it (41281)

On 02/16/2014 at 5:23pm - health - by extra crispy or original recipe (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I burned my right boob. I got it by eating a hot pocket and accidentally spilling the extremely hot filling. I never thought I'd get laid before. This has just confirmed it. FML

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