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lord_meloetta

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 October 1994 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 183
  • Number of comments : 59
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About lord_meloetta : I am here for laughs. And I forgot how to post fmls.FML

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lord_meloetta's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend convinced my 4-year-old sister that girls don't poop. She won't stop crying and now thinks she's a freak. FML

#21260556
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35833) - you deserved it (3434)

On 09/18/2014 at 9:16am - kids - by Anonymous - Kenya

Today, I have Hello Kitty band-aids on my nips because I dozed off while tanning and burned them extra crispy. FML

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100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21891) - you deserved it (38729)

On 02/16/2014 at 5:23pm - health - by extra crispy or original recipe (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I burned my right boob. I got it by eating a hot pocket and accidentally spilling the extremely hot filling. I never thought I'd get laid before. This has just confirmed it. FML

Today, I burned my right boob. I got it by eating a hot pocket and accidentally spilling the extremely hot filling. I never thought I'd get laid before. This has just confirmed it. FML

Today, my boyfriend started coming onto me, despite me being on my period. He said it was okay, and we went to his bedroom. He told me to spread my legs as he spread his hands. Thinking it'd be sexy, I did. He then yelled, "I AM MOSES! I PART THE RED SEA!" and broke down in laughter. FML

#20533607
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54748) - you deserved it (14391)

On 03/06/2013 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by RedWaters - United States

Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML

#3676962
372 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51759) - you deserved it (26858)

On 07/11/2009 at 9:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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