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lord_meloetta

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 October 1994 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 166
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About lord_meloetta : I am here for laughs. And I forgot how to post fmls.FML

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Today, I have Hello Kitty band-aids on my nips because I dozed off while tanning and burned them extra crispy. FML

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On 02/16/2014 at 5:23pm - health - by extra crispy or original recipe (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I burned my right boob. I got it by eating a hot pocket and accidentally spilling the extremely hot filling. I never thought I'd get laid before. This has just confirmed it. FML

Today, I burned my right boob. I got it by eating a hot pocket and accidentally spilling the extremely hot filling. I never thought I'd get laid before. This has just confirmed it. FML



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