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lord_darius_86
  • Town/Country : Illinois, US
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 January 1986 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 141
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About lord_darius_86 : I enjoy playing with sharp objects & showing other people how to do it also. I also enjoy video games, anime & manga.

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Today, I finally beat the song "Through the Fire and Flames" on Guitar Hero 3. I then realized that it was the biggest accomplishment I've ever made in my entire life. FML

#1909780 (275)

I agree, your life sucks (41090) - you deserved it (26569)

On 05/13/2009 at 6:20pm - misc - by Nick (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. When the police officer approached me and asked for license and registration, I accidentally gave him my fake I.D. FML

#1694446 (126)

I agree, your life sucks (11315) - you deserved it (87558)

On 05/06/2009 at 4:05pm - misc - by FakeID (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. We got on the discussion of animals, and I showed them a picture of my cat on my phone. Being a touchscreen, when her father grabbed it, it changed picture. To a picture of my girlfriend, fully nude. FML

#1654917 (157)

I agree, your life sucks (24696) - you deserved it (60274)

On 05/05/2009 at 3:43am - love - by sunboy52 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I performed in my school play. Right before my big solo, I noticed a few girls changing backstage and I became aroused. The play was Jesus Christ Superstar, and I was playing Jesus. All I was wearing was a little cloth, so the whole audience saw Jesus get hard during the crucifixion. FML

#981592 (250)

I agree, your life sucks (77401) - you deserved it (28876)

On 04/14/2009 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by jizzlemonster13 (man) - United States (New York)