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lord_darius_86
  • Town/Country : Illinois, US
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 29 January 1986 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 214
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About lord_darius_86 : I enjoy playing with sharp objects & showing other people how to do it also. I also enjoy video games, anime & manga.

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Today, I finally beat the song "Through the Fire and Flames" on Guitar Hero 3. I then realized that it was the biggest accomplishment I've ever made in my entire life. FML

#1909780
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42599) - you deserved it (27493)

On 05/13/2009 at 6:20pm - misc - by Nick (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. When the police officer approached me and asked for license and registration, I accidentally gave him my fake I.D. FML

#1694446
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12562) - you deserved it (94883)

On 05/06/2009 at 4:05pm - misc - by FakeID (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. We got on the discussion of animals, and I showed them a picture of my cat on my phone. Being a touchscreen, when her father grabbed it, it changed picture. To a picture of my girlfriend, fully nude. FML

#1654917
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26191) - you deserved it (62978)

On 05/05/2009 at 3:43am - love - by sunboy52 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I performed in my school play. Right before my big solo, I noticed a few girls changing backstage and I became aroused. The play was Jesus Christ Superstar, and I was playing Jesus. All I was wearing was a little cloth, so the whole audience saw Jesus get hard during the crucifixion. FML

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237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82219) - you deserved it (30309)

On 04/14/2009 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by jizzlemonster13 (man) - United States (New York)



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