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About lord_darius_86 : I enjoy playing with sharp objects & showing other people how to do it also. I also enjoy video games, anime & manga.

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Today, I finally beat the song "Through the Fire and Flames" on Guitar Hero 3. I then realized that it was the biggest accomplishment I've ever made in my entire life. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51232) - you deserved it (36550)

On 05/13/2009 at 6:20pm - misc - by Nick (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. When the police officer approached me and asked for license and registration, I accidentally gave him my fake I.D. FML


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