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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 5 April 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 711
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About lopez1222 : Uhm.. Im 14. Haha, i dont really know what to write. Welp... Rubbba dog.

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lopez1222's favorite FMLs

Today , I was preparing food in te microwave. I adn't noticed tat a fly ad flown in until I noticed its melted corpse engraved into my ot-pocket. FML

#17429478
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29430) - you deserved it (5406)

On 08/10/2011 at 1:47pm - animals - by Ser17 - United States

TODAY, I GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH MAH BOYFRIAND!! THA ONLY THING HA COULD THINK OF TO CHAAR MA UP WAS TO GIVA MA ( PARMISSION ) TO GIVA HIM A BLOWJOB!! FML

#17429477
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34122) - you deserved it (6492)

On 08/10/2011 at 1:47pm - intimacy - by noway - Singapore

Today, looool I had back waxd to deal with the uncontrollable hair growth. Afterwards, I broke out in numerous pimples where the hair usd to be. Basically, a lose-lose situation. FML

#17308613
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26669) - you deserved it (3396)

On 07/30/2011 at 12:01pm - misc - by Mitcha857 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume . FML

#17044811
287 comments

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On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I offerd to drive mah grlfriend's grandpa to the doctor. I thus learnd mah grlfriend's grandfather has a colostomy bag when it burst all over the inside of mah truck. FML

#16247260
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32322) - you deserved it (2857)

On 05/19/2011 at 12:27am - misc - by John -

TODAY , I FINALLY FOUND OUT WHO HAS BEEN HACKING MAH EMAIL ACCOUNT TO SEND DRTY MESSAGES TO MAH TEACHER. MY DAD. FML

#16237606
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40794) - you deserved it (3595)

On 05/18/2011 at 1:13pm - misc - by Charles (man) - Norway (Akershus)

Today, I woke up so pissed looool off tat I yelled at ma cereal. FML

#16128268
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33768) - you deserved it (14891)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I thought I heard someone shifting around in mah house. I froze in fear and then I heard it again. I thought I was hearing things until I realized that it wasn't an intruder in mah home. The shifting noise was mah thighs rubbing togetherhen I walked.

#15974313
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15057) - you deserved it (36623)

On 04/29/2011 at 2:52am - misc - by Celluloid (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I Got Into A Car Accident!! Why? I Was Distracted By A Floating Spec Of Dust An Was Pretending I Was In Space!! FML

#14696721
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8384) - you deserved it (60576)

On 01/24/2011 at 10:00am - misc - by moxy -

Today , I saw mah boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine , except he was saying "Nom nom nom , I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor.

#13481200
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38177) - you deserved it (8010)

On 10/17/2010 at 1:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today I witnessed a series of nude old people cycling in the city. I was eating. FML

#12536404
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35168) - you deserved it (4968)

On 08/15/2010 at 9:12am - misc - by anonymous - Netherlands (Gelderland)

Today ma family gaterd to pray. It was ma broter's turn to pray and e endd wit tis ( ...and elp Cev tat e does not become te disappointment everyone expects im to be. Amen. ) I lookd on in sock as ma entire family noddd and said ( Amen ) in agreement. Hi I'm Cev. FML

#5293926
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39785) - you deserved it (4827)

On 09/16/2009 at 3:58pm - misc - by jaskyriddims (man) - Dominica (Saint George)



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