About lopez1222 : Uhm.. Im 14. Haha, i dont really know what to write. Welp... Rubbba dog.
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by Ser17 / 08/10/2011 at 1:47pm / United States / Animals
by noway / 08/10/2011 at 1:47pm / Singapore / Intimacy
by Mitcha857 / 07/30/2011 at 12:01pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Health
by Lame / 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm / United States (New York) / Money
by Charles / 05/18/2011 at 1:13pm / Norway (Akershus) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/11/2011 at 10:33am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I thought I heard someone shifting around in my house. I froze in fear and then I heard it again. I thought I was hearing things until I realized that it wasn't an intruder in my home. The shifting noise was my thighs rubbing together when I walked. FML
by Celluloid / 04/29/2011 at 2:52am / United States (Hawaii) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/17/2010 at 1:55am / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 08/15/2010 at 9:12am / Netherlands (Gelderland) / Miscellaneous
Today, my family gathered to pray. It was my brother's turn to pray and he ended with this, "...and help Chev that he does not become the disappointment everyone expects him to be. Amen." I looked on in shock as my entire family nodded and said "Amen" in agreement. Hi, I'm Chev. FML
by jaskyriddims / 09/16/2009 at 3:58pm / Dominica (Saint George) / Miscellaneous
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