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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 5 April 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 578
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About lopez1222 : Uhm.. Im 14. Haha, i dont really know what to write. Welp... Rubbba dog.

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lopez1222's favorite FMLs

Today, I was preparing food in the microwave. I hadn't noticed that a fly had flown in until I noticed its melted corpse engraved into my hot-pocket. FML

#17429478
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28591) - you deserved it (5332)

On 08/10/2011 at 1:47pm - animals - by Ser17 - United States

Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML

#17429477
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33853) - you deserved it (6470)

On 08/10/2011 at 1:47pm - intimacy - by noway - Singapore

Today, I had my back waxed to deal with the uncontrollable hair growth. Afterwards, I broke out in numerous pimples where the hair used to be. Basically, a lose-lose situation. FML

#17308613
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26441) - you deserved it (3377)

On 07/30/2011 at 12:01pm - misc - by Mitcha857 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

#17044811
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40105) - you deserved it (6205)

On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I offered to drive my girlfriend's grandpa to the doctor. I thus learned my girlfriend's grandfather has a colostomy bag when it burst all over the inside of my truck. FML

#16247260
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32099) - you deserved it (2845)

On 05/19/2011 at 12:27am - misc - by John -

Today, I finally found out who has been hacking my email account to send dirty messages to my teacher. My dad. FML

#16237606
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39396) - you deserved it (3496)

On 05/18/2011 at 1:13pm - misc - by Charles (man) - Norway (Akershus)

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

#16128268
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32989) - you deserved it (14651)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I thought I heard someone shifting around in my house. I froze in fear and then I heard it again. I thought I was hearing things until I realized that it wasn't an intruder in my home. The shifting noise was my thighs rubbing together when I walked. FML

#15974313
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14368) - you deserved it (35566)

On 04/29/2011 at 2:52am - misc - by Celluloid (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I got into a car accident. Why? I was distracted by a floating spec of dust and was pretending I was in space. FML

#14696721
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7755) - you deserved it (58153)

On 01/24/2011 at 10:00am - misc - by moxy -

Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML

#13481200
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37856) - you deserved it (7982)

On 10/17/2010 at 1:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I witnessed a series of nude old people cycling in the city. I was eating. FML

#12536404
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33270) - you deserved it (4777)

On 08/15/2010 at 9:12am - misc - by anonymous - Netherlands (Gelderland)

Today, my family gathered to pray. It was my brother's turn to pray and he ended with this, "...and help Chev that he does not become the disappointment everyone expects him to be. Amen." I looked on in shock as my entire family nodded and said "Amen" in agreement. Hi, I'm Chev. FML

#5293926
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39519) - you deserved it (4620)

On 09/16/2009 at 3:58pm - misc - by jaskyriddims (man) - Dominica (Saint George)



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