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Today, I wasn't allowed to work from home, despite being ill enough to just take the day off anyway, so 'there could be someone to answer the phone'. The phone didn't ring once all day. FML


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On 03/21/2011 at 9:03pm - work - by letmeinplease - United Kingdom

Today, I found out why my parents forgot my birthday. Facebook didn't remind them. FML


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On 03/21/2011 at 11:03am - misc - by Unlovedchild -

Today, I got a surprise call from LA Fitness saying I've been signed up for a two week pass. It's from my boyfriend. Didn't see this one coming. FML


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On 07/26/2010 at 1:09pm - health - by Andiii (woman) - United States (California)

Today, it was my birthday dinner with my family. Everyone was making an effort to avoid a certain topic. Later my 5 year old cousin gives me a nice hand drawn card of me and my boyfriend. Apparently no one had the heart to tell her my boyfriend had broken up with me on my birthday. FML


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On 01/01/2010 at 7:33pm - love - by Singleton (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, the guy I've been texting told me he loved me and he couldn't wait to make me his wife, and he couldn't wait for us to have kids and grow old together. I've only known him for 3 days. FML


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On 12/31/2009 at 12:23am - love - by Anonymous. - United States

Today, I took a friend home from the hospital. She was on medication that made her drowsy. She fell onto her bed and asked me to help her take off some clothes since she had her winter gear on. She passes out and her roommate walks in and catches me undressing an unconscious girl. FML


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On 12/24/2009 at 1:09am - love - by Nemesis2747 (man) - United States (New York)

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