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Today, I was waiting for the bus while wearing my FML shirt. A passer-by stopped, stared at me for a moment, and said, "I agree, your life sucks." FML

#15528931
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27198) - you deserved it (53469) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/28/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by Danou - Sent from mobile version

Today, I asked my friend what form of birth control she used the first time she had sex. She stared at me like I was from another planet and said, "You can't get pregnant the first time..." This moron is my best friend. FML

#15500038
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44692) - you deserved it (7193)

On 03/26/2011 at 3:29pm - intimacy - by Thatslife (woman) - Netherlands (Friesland)

Today, I was playing with my dog. His bouncy ball rolled under the couch, and I got on my hands and knees to get it. He decided it would be a good chance to hump the shit out of me. FML

#15448080
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34373) - you deserved it (10776)

On 03/23/2011 at 12:21pm - animals - by Username - United States (Florida)

Today, I was excited to have a window seat on my three hour flight to New York. When I got to my row, I noticed the screaming newborn occupying the seat in front of me, and a pair of toddlers behind me. I then looked to my seat to find I have no window. FML

#15351755
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25665) - you deserved it (2597)

On 03/17/2011 at 12:56pm - misc - by lalalalalala - United States (Texas)

Today, I cheated on my math exam. I still failed. FML

#15122545
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9114) - you deserved it (60205)

On 02/26/2011 at 1:49am - misc - by hopeless (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my husband decided it would be funny to shout "Woohoo!" in Michael Jackson's voice while having an orgasm. FML

#14820910
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26809) - you deserved it (5614)

On 02/03/2011 at 12:17am - intimacy - by anonymous -

Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML

#14610611
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12925) - you deserved it (34380) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I came to the conclusion that you should always tell the truth. While I was busy reassuring her that the condom didn't break, she was telling me how it was okay because she was on the pill. According to the pregnancy test, we both lied. FML

#14585624
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11871) - you deserved it (46331)

On 01/15/2011 at 2:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I rented a copy How To Train Your Dragon for my young son to watch. I put the DVD in, hit play without paying attention, and went off to make lunch. A few minutes later, my son ran into the kitchen screaming. Apparently, there was a mix up at the rental store and I got a copy of Saw IV. FML

#14337359
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35100) - you deserved it (9819)

On 12/25/2010 at 6:21pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I spent the morning in the ER with a broken arm. My little brother was in such a rush to get his presents first, that he violently shoved me out of the way on the stairs. FML

#14335175
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23080) - you deserved it (2062)

On 12/25/2010 at 1:33pm - misc - by Connor - United States (New York)

Today, I spent the morning in the ER with a broken arm. My little brother was in such a rush to get his presents first, that he violently shoved me out of the way on the stairs. FML

#14335175
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23080) - you deserved it (2062)

On 12/25/2010 at 1:33pm - misc - by Connor - United States (New York)

Today, while socializing after a church service, I discovered I'm still referred to as "Fireshit's brother", after an incident a year ago which involved my sister screaming "the devil is coming out of my anus!" from the lavatory. FML

#14330238
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26224) - you deserved it (2905)

On 12/25/2010 at 1:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML

#14295570
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31374) - you deserved it (8192)

On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -

Today, my husband said that when we have sex he almost gets as excited as he does when he gets a chopper gunner on Black Ops. FML

#14284666
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32487) - you deserved it (7129)

On 12/21/2010 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by Hannah - United States (Kansas)

Today, while in a public restroom I could hear a guy having his way with his hand. He was quoting verses from the bible. I was in a cubicle and he was at the urinal. I was too frightened to leave. This went on for a very long time. FML

#14234444
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33361) - you deserved it (3052)

On 12/17/2010 at 11:05am - intimacy - by biblewanker - Australia



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