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  • Birth Date : Sunday 24 November 1991 (22 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

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Today, I had to pick my parents up from jail. They thought it would be okay to have sex behind a bush. FML

#16761961
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45752) - you deserved it (3792)

On 06/20/2011 at 11:57am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I was having a nice dream in which a beautiful butterfly flew by me and got stuck in my hair, fluttering its wings against my neck. Then I woke up and realized the "butterfly" stuck in my hair was actually a giant wood roach. FML

#16632330
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38993) - you deserved it (2800)

On 06/12/2011 at 7:33pm - animals - by Jenievonteese (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had sex with a Juggalo. FML

#16534562
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14691) - you deserved it (54512)

On 06/06/2011 at 7:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML

#16524791
576 comments

I agree, your life sucks (95375) - you deserved it (10460)

On 06/06/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by KillMeNow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I finally get to go home after a 16 day training event in Colorado. The plane has been sitting in the runway for over three hours due to lightning storms and we're not allowed to leave. We've spent more time on the ground waiting than the flight itself would take. FML

#16375097
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24458) - you deserved it (2871)

On 05/27/2011 at 5:13pm - work - by Username - United States

Today, while I was trying to explain to my friend how smoking weed everyday doesn't make you stupid, I forgot what I was talking about mid-sentence. FML

#16077554
482 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13941) - you deserved it (83073)

On 05/07/2011 at 11:29am - misc - by BCBUDDY - United States (Florida)

Today, having turned 18, I was eager to show my mother some of the clothes I'd like to purchase with my birthday money. I flipped my laptop open only to realise I had left a "Big Latina Booty gets a fat one" window open. Her howling screams of pleasure echoed through my kitchen. FML

#16074880
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12988) - you deserved it (56110)

On 05/07/2011 at 2:08am - intimacy - by Anon (man) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, my mother said she called our internet provider, and told them to cancel it. In rage, I left for a friends house for a couple of hours. When I got home, she told me she was joking, and wanted me out of the house so she could eat all the ice-cream. FML

#16041715
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15330) - you deserved it (34218)

On 05/04/2011 at 5:11am - misc - by Derps (man) - Denmark (Midtjyllen)

Today, at 11 weeks pregnant, I excitedly told my best friend that my baby now has fingernails. Her response was, "You're beginning to sound like a pro-life bumper sticker." FML

#16031516
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23672) - you deserved it (18570)

On 05/03/2011 at 11:41am - misc - by CRH (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I got concussion after a goat ran in front of me while I was jogging. FML

#15942316
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28069) - you deserved it (3793)

On 04/26/2011 at 11:07pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I dreamed that I was kidnapped by Charlie Sheen. FML

#15912541
302 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30997) - you deserved it (11492)

On 04/24/2011 at 9:10pm - misc - by woahitbechels - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I played Angry Birds for two hours. I got so into the game, I failed to remember that I was sitting on a public toilet. I only realized this when the janitor came to check on me. FML

#15901266
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10647) - you deserved it (47603)

On 04/23/2011 at 9:02pm - animals - by bobo - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML

#15748072
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29103) - you deserved it (2933)

On 04/11/2011 at 11:07pm - health - by ILiveWithMorons (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, a stoned man tried to break into my house. Naked. FML

#15719480
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36679) - you deserved it (4080)

On 04/10/2011 at 2:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was in the emergency room. The doctor told me that my injuries and back problems are the intensity of those after a car accident. I slipped on a grape. FML

#15691583
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34833) - you deserved it (4900)

On 04/08/2011 at 6:35am - health - by ridella -



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