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  • Town/Country : Greeley, Colorado, Unites States
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  • Birth Date : Sunday 24 November 1991 (22 years)
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  • Number of comments : 54
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Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML

#24664
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On 02/11/2009 at 9:45am - misc - by Chicketi (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I took my friend to the E.R. for an eye infection. While waiting, I proclaimed, "Why, Jesus?!" jokingly. Well, the gigantic biker sitting next to me, who had found religion in prison and is a born again Christian, was not pleased. He spent the next four hours trying to convert me. FML

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On 02/03/2009 at 5:48am - health - by mrb72 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

#2635
70 comments

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On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)

Today, I realized that instead of actually trying to get a job, save money, lose weight, and get thin so I could maybe attempt to date again; I'd rather spend my money on a Fleshlight. FML

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On 01/16/2009 at 3:34am - intimacy - by horny bastard - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was teaching a class but kids were chatting. After 3 soap box speeches about "The next person who talks gets a note to take home," one kid looked right at me and went "meow". FML

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On 01/09/2009 at 3:54am - kids - by Liz - Sent from mobile version

Today, after seeing a girl for a few weeks on and off I sent her a text to see if she wanted to go out the next saturday. Predictive text changed "go" to "in". So..."Why don't we in out on saturday?" She stopped calling me. FML

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On 12/30/2008 at 11:53am - love - by Noname - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was looking for a magazine in my mother's bedside cabinet and I came across some daft test about sex. Apparently, my mother likes anal, oral, and my dad's cock is bent. Nauseous. FML

#386
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On 11/25/2008 at 3:54am - intimacy - by mael - Sent from mobile version

Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML

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On 11/11/2008 at 3:32am - health - by Blazouta - Sent from mobile version



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