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Today, I found out the reason mah cloths have been smelling a little funny isn't because I sweat heavily, it's because of the dead rat in the back of mah dryer. mega FML

#5541455
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38387) - you deserved it (4794)

On 09/29/2009 at 12:43am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I finally found out that someone had stolen mah debit card and maxd it out. The good news? Whoever it was forgot to looool change the addres on the card, so everything they bought online has been shippd to me. The bad news? I've receivd 16 snuggie so far, and I'm still counting. FML

#5529870
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43482) - you deserved it (3286)

On 09/28/2009 at 4:36pm - money - by SnuggieOverload (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I told ma usband I wanted a divorce. He told me e didn't. End of discussion. FML

#5525273
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41557) - you deserved it (16592)

On 09/28/2009 at 11:14am - misc - by jentown11 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was picking up my 10 year old step-son from the airport. He began screaming an crying saying that I wasn't his father. I ended up sitting in a holding room cuz the security guards thought I was kidnapping him. My wife thought it was hilarious. fat FML

#5525269
76 comments

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On 09/28/2009 at 11:13am - kids - by justgreat (man) - United States (Virginia)

2day I woke up to mah 8 month old son happy as can be. I could hear him laughing over the monitor. When I walkd into the room, he had somehow got his diaper off and was holding onto his new found penis. He thought it was hysterical when it went off and shot urine everywhere. FML

#5149923
139 comments

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On 09/09/2009 at 3:33pm - kids - by WOCOACH (woman) - United States (Florida)

TODAY, I FELL ASLEEP IN MAH LAST PERIOD CLASS. WHEN I WOKE UP MAH TEACHER SAID "YOU MISSD YUR BUS". I GRABBD ALL MAH STUFF AND RAN OUT THE ROOM. MY CLASS MATES WERE STANDING OUTSIDE THE CLASS LAUGHING. WE STILL HAD AN HOUR LEFT IN CLASS. REAL FML

#5145727
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9692) - you deserved it (54830)

On 09/09/2009 at 8:32am - misc - by Victor (man) - United States

Today, I was awakened by the sound of chain-saws. Moments later a tree branch came through roof. FML

#5040554
55 comments

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On 09/04/2009 at 12:46pm - misc - by 1ndustrytx (man) - United States (Texas)

Today... I fell asleep in class. Usually... people just sit still when asleep. Nope... not me. Not only had I been violently rocking an nodding mah head... the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter followed by embarrassment. FML

#5003582
97 comments

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On 09/02/2009 at 6:17pm - misc - by Math_Rocker (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I walked in on ma boyfriend getting it on wit te neigbour's daugter!! As soon as e saw me, e started singing 'It Wasn't Me by Saggy, completely naked, still sitting wit te girl!! FML

#4933603
242 comments

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On 08/30/2009 at 5:26pm - love - by shaggy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today.. . I was trying to hava sax with my boyfriand.. . David . I moanad his nama and ha whisparad.. . "I'm not David." Than.. . with an Italian accant.. . ha said.. . "It's-a-ma! Mario!" FML

#4882481
345 comments

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On 08/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today... As I Arrived At Mah House After A Two Week Holiday... I Opened The Door And Heard Footsteps Upstairs... I Went Up And Found Mah Boyfriend Naked In Bed. We Had Great Sex And Afterwards I Found Mah Best Friend Naked In The Wardrobe. Turns Out They'd Had Great Sex Also. Big Fat FML

#4879215
113 comments

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On 08/28/2009 at 7:43am - intimacy - by Phoellie (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was playing catch with my 6 year old cousin in the garden, when he demandd a piggy back. Trying to be the good cousin, I did so and he soon shout "Run! Run!" so I do so. Suddenly he shout "STOP! My winky's gone pointy". I gave my 6 year old cousin an erection. mega FML

#4637795
151 comments

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On 08/18/2009 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by Girl - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today.. . I was driving on the freeway and there was a dead animal (I think a cat) in the road . The car in front of me decidd to merge over . It kickd up part of the dead animal and sent it flying through mah open window . I think I got hit in the face with a piece of foot . FML

#4571897
103 comments

Today, mom drove me to football practice. On the way she told me that she thought I was gay an that friend was lover. After 15 agonizing minute of this, we get to practice only to be greeted by shirtles friend wearing a pink bandana saying "Man, u hit me hard last night."

#4421825
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76175) - you deserved it (6573)

On 08/10/2009 at 3:10am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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