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2day I took an extra xanax to help with my anxiety , then went to sleep. I guess it was probably too much , cuz I woke up a few hours later , freaking out an panicking cuz I was convinced I was a bee trapped in a human body. fat FML

#21008430
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On 12/28/2013 at 4:19pm - health - by beemove (woman) - United States (Washington)

TODAY, FAALING LONALY AFTAR MAH RACANT BRAAKUP, I PUTTAD ON MAH NICAST CLOTHAS AND WANT OUT CLUBBING WITH A FAW FRIANDS. I BROUGHT A GUY BACK TO MAH PLACA, AND WA GOT INTIMATA. IT WAS GOING WALL, UNTIL HA TOOK OFF MAH PUSH-UP BRA, THAN PANICKAD AND DRUNKANLY ASKAD, "WHARA'D THAY GO?!" FML

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On 01/24/2013 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by chase (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Yesterday , I took child to the park. Having been there an hour , another mum came up to me and we started talking. She then told me that one kid had been harassing her children , pointing to child. When she asked which one was mine I pointed to a random kid. It was hers. FML

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On 12/23/2012 at 10:02am - kids - by Anonymous - Australia

TODAY, AT A CHRISTMA PARTY, MY CRUSH CAME UP TO ME AND CUTELY POINTED OUT THAT I WAS STANDING UNDER MISTLETOE. THE ONLY RESPONSE MY STUPID BRAIN COULD THINK OF WAS, "PROBABLY FULL OF NARGLE THOUGH." HE GAVE ME A CONFUSED LOOK AND WALKED AWAY. MEGA FML

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On 12/16/2012 at 6:51pm - love - by Rhine (woman) - Barbados (Saint Michael)

Today... it was mah first day at mah new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed... two residents passed away... and I got beaten up by an old man. FML

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On 12/15/2012 at 7:46pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

yesterday after two weeks of bieng grounded I was finally let out of the house by mah mom. I had to call her at 1am asking her to come get me because I got so drunk I told mah ride to leave without me. I'm grounded again after less than a day of freedom. FML

Today , I was riding the train and someone fartd. Everyone lookd at me. People always blame farts on the fat guy. FML

#20190789
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On 12/04/2012 at 11:04am - misc - by Banana (man) - Puerto Rico

Today, I was out clubbing, when I saw a pair of looool very cute girls sitting at the bar, so I went over, hoping to introduce myself. I swung mah leg over the stool, an through no fault of mah own, sat on mah own balls. I quickly got thrown out fir "harassing the ladies." FML

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On 11/30/2012 at 7:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to see a movie with three of mah friends, and I was sharing popcorn with one of them . Halfway through the movie, mah friend asked me y I wasn't eating our popcorn . I then realised I'd been taking popcorn from the man sitting next to me . FML

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On 11/12/2012 at 12:27pm - misc - by mm (woman) - United Kingdom (Warrington)

Today due to a health insurance mix up mah schizophrenic girlfriend has been off her meds 4 a little over a week. She's convinced I can read her mind and if I don't stop "pretending" she'll slit mah throat in mah sleep. Her medication won't be available 4 at least another two weeks. FML

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On 11/11/2012 at 7:50pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY MY BOYFRIAND AN I GOT INTIMATA WIT AAC OTAR 4 TA FIRST TIMA!! HA SOVAD IS AND DOWN MY PANTS, TOUCAD ABOUT AN INC AWAY FROM MY CLITORIS, AN WISPARAD "CUMMM" IN MY AAR!! I DOUBT I'LL AVA AN ORGASM AVAR AGAIN!!

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On 11/03/2012 at 2:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

2day mah daughtar callad ma talling ma sha had har twin girls. Sha namad tham Juli and Anna. Har nama is Julianna. Har kids r going to fucking hata har. FML

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On 10/31/2012 at 1:01am - kids - by poorkids (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today , I was stuck in the bathroom yelling for someone to get me toilet paper. My grandpa slips a small leaf under the door and says , ( This is wat I usd in my day. )

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On 10/30/2012 at 10:27am - misc - by Obi1Shinobi - United States

Today, my family and I r sitting in our house while Hurricane Sandy is going on!! My grandma is freaking out cuz she believes it's our recently deceased dog Sandy getting revenge 4 putting her to sleep and getting a new dog!! FML

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On 10/29/2012 at 5:45pm - animals - by With_Love929 - United States (New York)



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