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by Worstjob / 03/02/2011 at 7:35pm / United States (Idaho) / Work
by Lovenem / 02/16/2011 at 12:51pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/08/2011 at 11:27am / United States (Missouri) / Work
by bob / 02/05/2011 at 7:02am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 1:24am / France / Intimacy
Today, I was on my way to work behind a very slow car. At a red light, the lady came over and punched me in the face for following her too closely. We are coworkers and our desks are next to each other. FML
by muffdriver / 12/26/2010 at 10:47am / United States (New Jersey) / Transportation
Today, when I got home, I went into my room to find a Bratz doll and a Ken doll laying naked, on top of each other on my bed. Attached to them was a note that stated, "Please, use your imagination and find other ways besides porn to get excited. The computer keeps getting viruses. Love, Mom." FML
by sydysyd / 11/21/2010 at 6:43pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by Alex / 10/07/2010 at 6:10am / United States (Connecticut) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/02/2010 at 9:34pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by ohman / 10/02/2010 at 2:28am / Singapore / Love
Today, my mom was going through the newspaper and cutting out coupons for me to use. She hands me two of them, one for tampons and the other for a pregnancy test saying "well, you're gonna need one or the other this month." FML
by anonymous / 09/17/2010 at 4:19am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by Chester (Seattle) / 09/08/2010 at 10:15pm / United States (Washington) / Health
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
by jentea / 09/04/2010 at 10:22pm / Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador) / Miscellaneous
by bkay26 / 08/29/2010 at 11:37am / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the…