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Today, when I got home, I went into my room to find a Bratz doll and a Ken doll laying naked, on top of each other on my bed. Attached to them was a note that stated, "Please, use your imagination and find other ways besides porn to get excited. The computer keeps getting viruses. Love, Mom." FML
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On 11/21/2010 at 6:43pm - intimacy - by sydysyd (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I noticed that my wife changed her status on Facebook to "widow" and a lot of strange guys commented saying stuff like "Finally." Last I checked, I'm not dead. FML
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On 10/07/2010 at 6:10am - love - by Alex - United States (Connecticut)
Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake it. FML
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On 10/02/2010 at 9:34pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamster when I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML
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Today, my mom was going through the newspaper and cutting out coupons for me to use. She hands me two of them, one for tampons and the other for a pregnancy test saying "well, you're gonna need one or the other this month." FML
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On 09/17/2010 at 4:19am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Georgia)
Today, I got circumcised. After the surgery, my girlfriend got drunk and texted all of her friends about it. FML
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On 09/08/2010 at 10:15pm - health - by Chester (Seattle) - United States (Washington)
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
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On 09/04/2010 at 10:22pm - misc - by jentea (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)
Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML
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On 08/29/2010 at 11:37am - intimacy - by bkay26 - United States (Georgia)
Today, my best friend who I've known since high school is getting married. I'm supposed to give a toast during the reception about how great the bride and groom are. I've been sleeping with the groom for the past 7 months. FML
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On 08/03/2010 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by Emily (woman) - United States (Kansas)
Today, my best friend who I've known since high school is getting married. I'm supposed to give a toast during the reception about how great the bride and groom are. I've been sleeping with the groom for the past 7 months. FML
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On 08/03/2010 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by Emily (woman) - United States (Kansas)
Today, was parent appreciation day at my daughter's KG class. On the stage, each child was asked to define each parent in one word. When it was my daughter's turn, she looked at me hard, thinking. Finally, in the end she said, "My daddy is very fat." Everybody stared. FML
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On 05/23/2010 at 7:00pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I was eating pizza with my boyfriend and my friends. I was laughing and talking and went for another piece when my boyfriend grabbed my wrist and said that I had had enough. My friends all backed him up. FML
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On 05/16/2010 at 12:08am - health - by fatgirl - United States
Today, I had just finished riding my bike when I ran into the girl I am secretly in love with. While I walked over to her I got an erection through my spandex biking shorts. FML
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On 02/28/2010 at 9:15pm - intimacy - by hornyloser770 - Sent from mobile version
Today, on Facebook, I joined a group called "I want our relationship to last." My boyfriend commented "I don't." FML
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On 02/23/2010 at 11:28am - love - by kal (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)
Today, I laughed so hard my milk went out my nose in front of the boy I liked. Then, since I was laughing so hard about that, I accidentally farted. FML
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On 02/05/2010 at 8:44am - misc - by hisgirl4life (woman) - United States (Missouri)
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