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Today, I was invited over to a dinner with the CEOs of my company, along with my two children. My 3 year-old asked loudly why we have two "nose holes", to which my 4 year-old son replied "So you can pick your nose and still breathe!" He then demonstrated. FML
by ohno / 07/13/2011 at 12:43am / United States (Colorado) / Kids
Today, while babysitting a five year old, I found a cartoon called Metalocalypse for him to watch while I made dinner. I didn't realize it was an "adult" cartoon until afterwards. He watched a whole episode about a clown with a cocaine problem. FML
by dummy / 07/11/2011 at 3:21pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Kids
by asianlover / 06/30/2011 at 3:24am / Finland (Western Finland) / Miscellaneous
by footfood / 06/27/2011 at 10:56am / Slovenia (Bohinj) / Intimacy
by Khrixas_069 / 06/18/2011 at 3:10am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by evomadrid24 / 06/16/2011 at 8:33pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, as I was mowing my neighbors lawn, I found the playboy magazine he left in his yard. I found it with the mower. I spent the next hour picking up little shards of naked women for no extra pay. FML
by / 06/16/2011 at 10:43am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/04/2011 at 4:42pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by stranded / 05/19/2011 at 7:46am / United States / Transportation
by Chad / 04/26/2011 at 9:20pm / United States / Money
by asdfjkl / 04/15/2011 at 3:51pm / United States (North Carolina) / Work
by Anonymous / 04/03/2011 at 9:46pm / United States / Intimacy
by dickface / 03/28/2011 at 4:13pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by Spooked / 03/06/2011 at 2:38pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
- Today, I’m at this huge beach party in Thailand. I kiss a beautiful girl and decide to take it to… Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish… Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket.…