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Today, I had to walk home in nothing but my snuggie and sneakers. FML
I agree, your life sucks (14811) - you deserved it (26887)
On 06/04/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my car ran out of gas. I was 20 feet away from the gas pump and the only person I could ask for help was the attendant, who'd asked me out a week ago. I'd said no, and so did he. FML
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On 05/19/2011 at 7:46am - misc - by stranded (woman) - United States
Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML
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On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -
Today, my wife bought $80 worth of Glee songs on iTunes. FML
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On 04/26/2011 at 9:20pm - money - by Chad - United States
Today, my boss friend requested me on Facebook. My profile picture is of me licking his employee of the month picture for a dare. FML
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On 04/15/2011 at 3:51pm - work - by asdfjkl (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
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On 04/03/2011 at 9:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I was sitting beside a very cute girl on a 3 hour bus trip with my class. She fell asleep, head on my lap. She woke up because my erection was jabbing her in the cheek. FML
I agree, your life sucks (47515) - you deserved it (21372)
On 03/28/2011 at 4:13pm - intimacy - by dickface - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I discovered that the demonic voice that made me nearly piss myself all night, was my sister's Furby she stuck in the closet. FML
I agree, your life sucks (30732) - you deserved it (5360)
On 03/06/2011 at 2:38pm - misc - by Spooked (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I started my job as a high school janitor. A student decided to welcome me by taking a dump in the urinal. FML
I agree, your life sucks (28540) - you deserved it (3152)
On 03/02/2011 at 7:35pm - work - by Worstjob (man) - United States (Idaho)
Today, my girlfriend said "It's funny how every time we have sex I'm wearing these panties." We've been having sex every day for the last six days. FML
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On 02/16/2011 at 12:51pm - intimacy - by Lovenem (man) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I was attacked by clowns at work. I don't work at the circus. FML
I agree, your life sucks (24310) - you deserved it (2673)
On 02/08/2011 at 11:27am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML
I agree, your life sucks (44320) - you deserved it (2986)
On 02/05/2011 at 7:02am - misc - by bob - United States (Arizona)
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML
I agree, your life sucks (24763) - you deserved it (15690) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!
On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins
Today, I was on my way to work behind a very slow car. At a red light, the lady came over and punched me in the face for following her too closely. We are coworkers and our desks are next to each other. FML
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On 01/12/2011 at 8:28am - misc - by will3000 -
Today, I realized that every day without fail, the muffins I've been making and giving to my husband for work have been hitting speeding cars' windshields. FML
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On 12/26/2010 at 10:47am - misc - by muffdriver (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
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