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by thanks, fuckface / 11/16/2012 at 2:42pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/14/2012 at 4:28pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
by SebastianMiko / 11/09/2012 at 2:18am / Canada (Alberta) / Love
by 99Problemsandfml / 11/08/2012 at 2:03pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by embarassedmuch / 10/30/2012 at 12:05am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I saw a folder on my son's PC named "PussyPictures". I sat him down for a talk, only to be told they contained pictures of the James Bond character Pussy Galore, for his essay about sexism in movies. He's now mocking me for "having a dirty mind". FML
by Anonymous / 10/27/2012 at 3:28pm / Germany (Bayern) / Kids
by illjustlimpthen / 10/24/2012 at 10:44pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Health
by Anonymous / 10/21/2012 at 8:29pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by Randolph / 10/14/2012 at 10:24pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstairs. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole you didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML
by cumhole / 10/09/2012 at 10:32pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by dagreatpumpkin / 10/02/2012 at 2:48pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by smashed / 09/24/2012 at 10:33am / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 08/14/2012 at 1:16am / United States (Nebraska) / Intimacy
Today, I had an upset stomach. I decided to quickly take out the trash before heading to the bathroom. As I opened the trash can lid, a raccoon jumped out. I learned the literal meaning of being scared shitless. FML
by TheCerealKiller / 08/07/2012 at 5:19am / United States (California) / Health
by Anonymous / 07/26/2012 at 12:39pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…