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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 September 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 183
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About longlivemetal911 : Metal head, piercing apprentice, Atheist. My birthday is 9/11, hence my user name.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.


You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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Today, I was talking to my girlfriend about how I'm jealous of her best guy friend always hanging around her. She responded by saying, "Wait, I thought you knew I was dating him too?" FML

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