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longlivemetal911
  • Town/Country : St George, USofA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 September 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 103
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About longlivemetal911 : Metal head, piercing apprentice, Atheist. My birthday is 9/11, hence my user name.

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