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About lonesomeXheartbr : I enjoy candlelight dinners and long walks on the beach.

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Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35563) - you deserved it (9660)

On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I put on my new sexy lingerie to get my husband in the mood after work. When I walked into the kitchen where he was reading the newspaper, he eyed me and simply said, "Honey, please, your stomach is the biggest turnoff ever." FML

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251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41473) - you deserved it (12362)

On 08/18/2010 at 2:23am - intimacy - by ...thanks honey - United States (California)

Today, I was showing a house to a couple who were interested in buying. At least they "were" interested until they opened the blinds, looked out of the bedroom window and saw the neighbor on the toilet taking a dump. He was naked. He was hairy. He smiled and waved. FML

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On 07/25/2010 at 8:07pm - work - by anon (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I put on some skimpy shorts and bent down to get something on the bottom shelf of the fridge to get my boyfriend's attention. On my way up, I slammed my head on the edge of the fridge. FML

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On 07/22/2010 at 12:46pm - love - by Nic (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML

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306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20679) - you deserved it (37525)

On 07/21/2010 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Wawawiwa (woman) - Namibia (Windhoek)



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