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lolzRaptor
  • Town/Country : Auckland, New Zealand
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 29 December 1991 (22 years)
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  • Number of comments : 27
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Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm not David." Then, with an Italian accent, he said, "It's-a-me! Mario!" FML

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On 08/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I was having a horrible day. I was laying on the couch, crying, when my dog came up on the couch to console me. I was thinking about how great it was to have a dog, because they're there for you when no one else is. As I was sobbing, I heard something. My dog farted into my mouth. Twice. FML

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On 04/08/2009 at 11:43pm - animals - by BadBreath (woman) - United States (Minnesota)



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