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by Michelle / 08/28/2009 at 1:11pm / United States (Maine) / Intimacy
Today, I was having a horrible day. I was laying on the couch, crying, when my dog came up on the couch to console me. I was thinking about how great it was to have a dog, because they're there for you when no one else is. As I was sobbing, I heard something. My dog farted into my mouth. Twice. FML
by BadBreath / 04/08/2009 at 11:43pm / United States (Minnesota) / Animals
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