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Today, my overly-attached 14-year-old cat wanted attention while I was in a heated Skype argument with my girlfriend. Worked up from the fight, I raised my voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bed, had a heart attack and died. I was a complete dick to my cat in his last moments. FML


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On 04/09/2014 at 2:40pm - animals - by Brody89 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was forced to listen to a client rant about her lackluster sexual encounters with her husband. I was also given a rather detailed description of his manhood. Apparently, it's small. FML

Today, my toaster scared me. Again. FML


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On 01/12/2012 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Armagh)

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