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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 June 2000 (15 years)
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Visits<b>chevy1439388</b> - the 07/12/2013 at 6:34am

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I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.


You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

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Today, I realized that I am such a Grammar Nazi that when a porn star says something grammatically-incorrect, I lose my boner. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49598) - you deserved it (19901)

On 07/06/2013 at 11:42am - misc - by BlueB (man) - United States

Today, my halitosis was so bad that when I blew onto my solution in chemistry class, it reacted. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32065) - you deserved it (10084) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/09/2013 at 6:29am - health - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

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