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lolturtle
  • Town/Country : PA, CA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 June 2000 (13 years)
  • Number of visits : 64
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I realized that I am such a Grammar Nazi that when a porn star says something grammatically-incorrect, I lose my boner. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43318) - you deserved it (16946)

On 07/06/2013 at 11:42am - misc - by BlueB (man) - United States

Today, my halitosis was so bad that when I blew onto my solution in chemistry class, it reacted. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23930) - you deserved it (7122) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/09/2013 at 6:29am - health - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version



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