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loltoyoutoo
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 June 1966 (45 years)
  • Number of visits : 481
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About loltoyoutoo : oh right, i'm not that old . i just like 666 c:

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Today, I made a friend on an online chat. We got along fairly well and even traded Facebook accounts. I found out that the two of us had a lot of very surprising things in common. We were the same age, we were from the same school, and we even had the same boyfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28079) - you deserved it (2081)

On 02/02/2010 at 1:57am - misc - by Zephyric - United States (California)

Today, I got my first period. My dad bought me a card and had everyone in my family sign it. FML

#4787214 (308)

I agree, your life sucks (42065) - you deserved it (2979)

On 08/24/2009 at 3:59pm - misc - by embarassed_chick (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I ended up gashing my leg rather badly on the corner of a chair, fell to the ground with a very loud thud, and yelled "OH F*CK ME!!". I hobbled to the bathroom making more noise in the process. My neighbor came by and asked if I could "keep my sex noise to a minimum". FML

#4777609 (68)

I agree, your life sucks (28830) - you deserved it (5182)

On 08/24/2009 at 3:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I posted a status update on Facebook about how much I liked the Season Finale of NBC's "Heroes". My hand slipped to the right and it came out as "I really love Herpes. It's much better than everyone says it is". I didn't notice for few hours. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16458) - you deserved it (27809)

On 08/24/2009 at 12:28am - misc - by NotThatKind (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I saw a very attractive female police officer while at the DMV. Thinking myself suave, I asked her: "Is it sexual harassment if I tell you how beautiful I think you are, and ask for your phone number?" Apparently it was. FML

#786603 (356)

I agree, your life sucks (21102) - you deserved it (60247)

On 04/03/2009 at 6:05pm - misc - by ShamedJP (man) - United States (New York)