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  • Town/Country : Morrow, United States
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Today, I have the stomach flu. If my belly growls, I have 30 seconds or less to get to the bathroom. I can't go to the doctor for fear of shitting my pants on the trip there. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22972) - you deserved it (1485)

On 11/30/2011 at 5:53am - health - by shitty day - United States

Today, my mother said she called our internet provider, and told them to cancel it. In rage, I left for a friends house for a couple of hours. When I got home, she told me she was joking, and wanted me out of the house so she could eat all the ice-cream. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12484) - you deserved it (25634)

On 05/04/2011 at 5:11am - misc - by Derps (man) - Denmark (Midtjyllen)

Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28828) - you deserved it (26807)

On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version



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