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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 23 April 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1355
  • Number of comments : 64
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About lolololer : I love a good laugh so message me and try. I dare you. :P

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lolololer's favorite FMLs

Today, my father was telling me that one of the benefits about his job was that the family could get discounts, then asked if I'd like some. My dad's a plastic surgeon. FML

#17826204
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24690) - you deserved it (2942)

On 09/25/2011 at 12:17am - work - by ouch. (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, a guy who I hate commented on my Facebook profile picture that I "look like I've fallen off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down." 60 people liked this, including my boyfriend and best friend. FML

#17787431
329 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35531) - you deserved it (7450)

On 09/20/2011 at 11:15am - misc - by chloeguest97 - United Kingdom (Solihull)

Today, I surprised my boyfriend by buying him an expensive watch for his birthday. He responded with "Aww, you could've just given me head, babe." FML

#17786349
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31737) - you deserved it (8186)

On 09/20/2011 at 4:25am - intimacy - by Alexandra (woman) - Lebanon

Today, at work, a weird old woman came up to me and told me that it's okay: being ugly isn't a choice, it's nothing to be ashamed of, and that it's what inside that counts. She then hugged me and walked away. FML

#17786304
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27902) - you deserved it (2600)

On 09/20/2011 at 4:08am - misc - by ugly? - United States

Today, I was at Wal-Mart walking around when I slipped on some water and twisted my ankle. As I was getting up, a man comes up to me and said "There's some water on the floor, watch out." FML

#17770342
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24756) - you deserved it (3044)

On 09/18/2011 at 5:20am - misc - by yeahhhhhommmie (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend bitched me out for being too controlling. Apparently, not only am I being unreasonable by not wanting him visiting strip clubs with his friends, I'm also just "looking for excuses to get mad" at him. FML

#17661200
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26898) - you deserved it (15966)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:40pm - love - by inlovewithstupid (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I asked my Dad if it was true that my mother had a C-section at my birth. He replied "Yeah, so technically you weren't even born, you were surgically removed, like a tumor." FML

#17638273
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34802) - you deserved it (4392)

On 09/01/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by mannydanny (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me because I didn't know what her favorite ice cream was. She says it proves I don't care enough about her. I don't think I've ever seen her eat ice cream. FML

#17628013
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26384) - you deserved it (3392)

On 08/31/2011 at 5:16am - love - by wtf3456 (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, in a queue to the ATM, a hot girl was standing in front of me. The girl's boyfriend grabbed her ass. She turned around and slapped me. FML

Today, while standing in line at the video store, I happen to notice a very hot young girl on the TV screen, and mentioned to my friend that I'd "hit that." I was immediately punched by the girl in front of me. Seems the hot girl on TV was her on a security monitor. FML

#17609148
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10520) - you deserved it (44315)

On 08/29/2011 at 12:27am - intimacy - by helpless_soul - United States

Today, I went to my doctor for a check-up. It started with the doctor lifting my shirt up to check my heartbeat, and ended with my gran starting a fistfight over his "perverted ways." FML

#17592588
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26191) - you deserved it (2296)

On 08/27/2011 at 3:45am - health - by sad child - United States (New York)

Today, I got a text message from a number I don't know saying "I'm sorry, but I'm cheating on you, I couldn't do this in person because you're ugly when you cry." I haven't had a relationship in 6 years and I still manage to get dumped. FML

#17584361
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35527) - you deserved it (2669)

On 08/26/2011 at 7:09am - love - by j_babydoll6520 - Australia (Victoria)



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