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Today, a guy who I hate commented on my Facebook profile picture that I "look like I've fallen off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down." 60 people liked this, including my boyfriend and best friend. FML
by chloeguest97 / 09/20/2011 at 11:15am / United Kingdom (Solihull) / Miscellaneous
by Alexandra / 09/20/2011 at 4:25am / Lebanon / Intimacy
Today, at work, a weird old woman came up to me and told me that it's okay: being ugly isn't a choice, it's nothing to be ashamed of, and that it's what inside that counts. She then hugged me and walked away. FML
by ugly? / 09/20/2011 at 4:08am / United States / Miscellaneous
by yeahhhhhommmie / 09/18/2011 at 5:20am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend bitched me out for being too controlling. Apparently, not only am I being unreasonable by not wanting him visiting strip clubs with his friends, I'm also just "looking for excuses to get mad" at him. FML
by inlovewithstupid / 09/04/2011 at 12:40pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by mannydanny / 09/01/2011 at 7:40pm / United Kingdom (Coventry) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me because I didn't know what her favorite ice cream was. She says it proves I don't care enough about her. I don't think I've ever seen her eat ice cream. FML
by wtf3456 / 08/31/2011 at 5:16am / United States (Ohio) / Love
by Zolesz96 / 08/30/2011 at 12:39pm / Hungary (Jasz-Nagykun-Szolnok) / Miscellaneous
Today, while standing in line at the video store, I happen to notice a very hot young girl on the TV screen, and mentioned to my friend that I'd "hit that." I was immediately punched by the girl in front of me. Seems the hot girl on TV was her on a security monitor. FML
by helpless_soul / 08/29/2011 at 12:27am / United States / Intimacy
by sad child / 08/27/2011 at 3:45am / United States (New York) / Health
Today, I got a text message from a number I don't know saying "I'm sorry, but I'm cheating on you, I couldn't do this in person because you're ugly when you cry." I haven't had a relationship in 6 years and I still manage to get dumped. FML
by j_babydoll6520 / 08/26/2011 at 7:09am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
- Today, my boyfriend whispered to me, “I’m so tired of these fucking mosquitos.” When I asked why he… Today, my mom had to go to one of her relatives’ funeral. She came to borrow a black scarf from me,… Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish…