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by blondie101 / 12/09/2011 at 1:11am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I walked out of the store, car keys in hand, only to discover my car was missing. After a frantic search, I started to hyperventilate and a nearly had a full-blown panic attack. Then I remembered I walked to the store. I am an idiot. FML
by picklemonger / 12/08/2011 at 2:58pm / Canada / Transportation
by disappoint / 12/08/2011 at 4:14am / United States (Florida) / Love
by mademoiselleaus / 12/06/2011 at 7:26am / Australia / Work
Today, I played Taboo with my boyfriend and my conservative family. It was my boyfriend's turn and his word was "cherry". His only clue to me was, "I popped your..." He was the only one who found it funny. FML
by Anonymous / 12/04/2011 at 12:44am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I was terribly nervous for my patient interview exam as a 4th year medical student. In my nervousness I learned that just because a patient is wearing a T-shirt and shorts, has a short hair cut and a moustache and is named 'Chris', it is not safe to assume that they are male. FML
by Monday / 12/02/2011 at 9:40am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
by pops up / 12/01/2011 at 5:25pm / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
by hot_shot / 11/28/2011 at 8:33pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/27/2011 at 6:46am / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/26/2011 at 12:54am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
by Faithful / 11/24/2011 at 5:01am / Singapore / Intimacy
Today, I was jogging around the neighborhood when I went past a bar. There were lots of drunk men outside telling me to come over so they could give me the night of my life. One of those men was my grandpa. FML
by Anonymous / 11/23/2011 at 5:58pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me over for an "important chat". This chat consisted of him not only insisting that we have sex whenever he feels like it, but demanding that I take birth control pills, because making him wear a condom is "sexist and degrading". FML
by Anonymous / 11/18/2011 at 6:36pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
by dharp7 / 11/16/2011 at 12:23am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I was naked, still deciding what to wear, when the doorbell rang. I grabbed the closest thing to cover up with: my Snuggie. I answered the door, it was kids asking for donations. Without thinking, I turned around to grab my purse. FML
by anonymous / 11/15/2011 at 10:17pm / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…
- Today, I asked my friend what form of birth control she used the first time she had sex. She stared… Today, I was having amazing sex with my husband. When he blew his load, he also blew something else… Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines have been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML