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  • Town/Country : Baytown , Us
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About lollypop30001 : I am fun loving person that loves to help people. I am married to my best friend Bj.

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Today, my overly-attached 14-year-old cat wanted attention while I was in a heated Skype argument with my girlfriend. Worked up from the fight, I raised my voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bed, had a heart attack and died. I was a complete dick to my cat in his last moments. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58599) - you deserved it (28162)

On 04/09/2014 at 2:40pm - animals - by Brody89 (man) - United States (Washington)



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