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Today, my boyfriend was tapping on my thigh to the beat of the music when we were driving to dinner. When I asked him what he was doing he replied, "Just watching the ripples." FML

#22681
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34961) - you deserved it (5618)

On 02/10/2009 at 10:11pm - misc - by thunder thighs (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I finally reunited with a lot of old friends from school. It was great to see everyone grown up and hear the stories. At the end we decided to have a group photo for old times sake. They asked me to take the picture. FML

#18256
15 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41493) - you deserved it (2244)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:43pm - misc - by p00p_m0nsta (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had a meeting at work. My boss was there as well as her boss, and a few other managers and directors. We started discussing politics in the context of our latest project. I tried to say "erratic election". I almost succeeded. FML

#12756
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22562) - you deserved it (5248)

On 02/07/2009 at 12:44am - misc - by Flubber (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

#12567
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (292210) - you deserved it (53544)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my company hired a new guy to help on our project. My boss said that he would shadow me for the whole day so he could learn our system. At the end of the day my boss fired me, handed my company car keys and laptop to my "shadow for the day" right in front of me. My Mom picked me up. FML

#12081
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36109) - you deserved it (2053)

On 02/06/2009 at 5:51pm - misc - by Joey (man) - United States (California)

Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML

#9653
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41011) - you deserved it (2882)

On 02/05/2009 at 10:14am - love - by lonely (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I hooked up with this man for the first time. He takes his shirt off and has a chestful of black hair. He had his name shaved into it. FML

#8288
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35958) - you deserved it (7774)

On 02/04/2009 at 3:20pm - love - by banana (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was taking the elevator down with a group of people. It stopped on the 2nd floor and I said "What asshole can't take the steps from the 2nd floor?" Then a kid in a wheelchair got on. FML

#6517
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6595) - you deserved it (46958)

On 02/03/2009 at 3:30pm - misc - by j0natron (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I'm 19, I'm at uni, I've never been kissed and the only person I have had a proper conversation with in the past week is my Mum. FML

#4477
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25133) - you deserved it (4765)

On 02/01/2009 at 5:07am - misc - by geewhiz - United Kingdom (York)

Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said "you know I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses". FML

#4219
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7835) - you deserved it (31751)

On 01/31/2009 at 3:47pm - misc - by losingstreak - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to buy some Ibuprofen and got asked for ID. You have to be over 16 to buy it. I'm 25. FML

#2946
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20476) - you deserved it (2403)

On 01/28/2009 at 12:21am - misc - by noneoftheabove - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, my boyfriend told me that my feet smell. He was in the next room at the time. FML

#2293
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15628) - you deserved it (6812)

On 01/23/2009 at 7:04am - love - by sadass - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was hitting on a girl that was getting ready to walk into the same class as I. We were waiting outside the room, and I told her that I heard the Professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down in a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML

#2109
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9930) - you deserved it (32770)

On 01/21/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by footinmouth - United States (Iowa)

Today, I spent four hours practicing funny voices. I have literally nothing better to do all day. FML

#1292
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15088) - you deserved it (7319)

On 01/15/2009 at 6:26pm - misc - by Mystery LeRale - United States (Maryland)

Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML

#1114
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20987) - you deserved it (2251)

On 01/14/2009 at 10:32am - love - by poisonhand - United States (Michigan)



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