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Today, my boyfriend showed me his penis for the first time. All I could think to say was, "That's a clean circumcision." FML

#17384491
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27681) - you deserved it (8154)

On 08/06/2011 at 2:35am - intimacy - by plantfood - United States

Today, our power went out due to some severe storms. My daughter, who is 18, asked me why the lights on the car still worked. FML

#17333376
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35612) - you deserved it (9012)

On 08/01/2011 at 4:18pm - misc - by OhDeary (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, someone asked when my baby was due. I'm not pregnant, but I was so embarrassed to be mistaken for a pregnant lady that I rubbed my tummy and said "December." FML

#17324458
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32908) - you deserved it (14042)

On 07/31/2011 at 9:16pm - health - by preggo (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I gave my dad a brochure for anger management. His response? Throwing a chair out the window. FML

#17285530
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34787) - you deserved it (6858)

On 07/28/2011 at 11:25am - health - by 99520 - United States (Indiana)

Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML

#17156963
340 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37260) - you deserved it (3285)

On 07/18/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my husband and I got married. The only thing that is different so far is that he now thinks that it's okay to shit with the door open. FML

#16558190
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32636) - you deserved it (7991)

On 06/08/2011 at 2:55am - love - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my boss's cat died. I'm expected to attend the service. FML

#16477855
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30721) - you deserved it (3987)

On 06/03/2011 at 12:47am - work - by whymyliferose - United States (Oregon)

Today, I got a call from my 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently, my kid has been charging girls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML

#15472026
409 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48626) - you deserved it (8008)

On 03/24/2011 at 8:43pm - misc - by omg - Canada (Alberta)

Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs. FML

#14963197
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24980) - you deserved it (3046)

On 02/13/2011 at 8:18pm - misc - by alice (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, while socializing after a church service, I discovered I'm still referred to as "Fireshit's brother", after an incident a year ago which involved my sister screaming "the devil is coming out of my anus!" from the lavatory. FML

#14330238
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28823) - you deserved it (3124)

On 12/25/2010 at 1:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML

#14190460
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40165) - you deserved it (9877)

On 12/13/2010 at 12:35pm - intimacy - by Wisconsin love - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML

#13937694
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30207) - you deserved it (9857)

On 11/22/2010 at 2:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks my way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML

#13697892
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55960) - you deserved it (12076)

On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML

#13462690
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34329) - you deserved it (5266)

On 10/15/2010 at 7:44pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML

#13351667
418 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45855) - you deserved it (14685)

On 10/07/2010 at 2:29am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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