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Today, at my job as a movie theater attendant, my boss finally eased up and let me sit in on one of the movies. One woman kept laughing out loud every other line. After ten minutes of her braying like a dying horse, I got up and had her ejected from the theater. I'm a terrible person. FML

#17398453
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28261) - you deserved it (10463)

On 08/07/2011 at 4:29pm - work - by power corrupts... (woman) - Czech Republic (Plzensky kraj)

Today, my eight year old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mind-fucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML

#17390197
214 comments

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On 08/06/2011 at 7:37pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend showed me his penis for the first time. All I could think to say was, "That's a clean circumcision." FML

#17384491
178 comments

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On 08/06/2011 at 2:35am - intimacy - by plantfood - United States

Today, our power went out due to some severe storms. My daughter, who is 18, asked me why the lights on the car still worked. FML

#17333376
199 comments

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On 08/01/2011 at 4:18pm - misc - by OhDeary (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, someone asked when my baby was due. I'm not pregnant, but I was so embarrassed to be mistaken for a pregnant lady that I rubbed my tummy and said "December." FML

#17324458
182 comments

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On 07/31/2011 at 9:16pm - health - by preggo (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I gave my dad a brochure for anger management. His response? Throwing a chair out the window. FML

#17285530
254 comments

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On 07/28/2011 at 11:25am - health - by 99520 - United States (Indiana)

Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML

#17156963
340 comments

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On 07/18/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my husband and I got married. The only thing that is different so far is that he now thinks that it's okay to shit with the door open. FML

#16558190
177 comments

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On 06/08/2011 at 2:55am - love - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my boss's cat died. I'm expected to attend the service. FML

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91 comments

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On 06/03/2011 at 12:47am - work - by whymyliferose - United States (Oregon)

Today, I got a call from my 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently, my kid has been charging girls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML

#15472026
410 comments

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On 03/24/2011 at 8:43pm - misc - by omg - Canada (Alberta)

Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs. FML

#14963197
58 comments

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On 02/13/2011 at 8:18pm - misc - by alice (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, while socializing after a church service, I discovered I'm still referred to as "Fireshit's brother", after an incident a year ago which involved my sister screaming "the devil is coming out of my anus!" from the lavatory. FML

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107 comments

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On 12/25/2010 at 1:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML

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207 comments

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On 12/13/2010 at 12:35pm - intimacy - by Wisconsin love - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML

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193 comments

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On 11/22/2010 at 2:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks my way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML

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194 comments

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On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)



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