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lolkt
  • Town/Country : Omaha, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 November 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 40
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About lolkt : Hey, youtubers and bands are kinda my thing. I love the walking dead too. Stay cloudy!

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Today, while on the airplane, the cute girl next to me and I instantly hit it off. When I excused myself to the bathroom, I must have given her the wrong impression. She wanted to join the mile high club; I just wanted to take a crap. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55698) - you deserved it (11515)

On 07/14/2013 at 6:41am - intimacy - by mile high clubber - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my best friend thought it would look cool if I recorded her swinging while lying under the swing. She ended up kicking me in the face and laughing so hard she pissed on me. FML

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On 08/14/2010 at 4:43pm - love - by Anonymous - United States



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