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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 19 July 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 534
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About lolita215 : Hii I'm Lola
I live for these things u call "FML" moments,they make life much easier to laugh at, probably because I'm perverted, but hey high school does that to u
anywhoos ever wana talk and no ones there
just talk to me, being a random stranger
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dont be scurd i dont bite

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Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserted dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML

#2026481
445 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36295) - you deserved it (153579)

On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was coaching a little league soccer game. I was telling one of my players to go cover another kid. I said "go cover the little yellow kid!" because he happened to be wearing a yellow shirt. He also happened to be Asian. I then got death stares from his family members. FML

#2009898
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61429) - you deserved it (22765)

On 05/17/2009 at 9:48am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I woke up to a hand rubbing my very erect penis, and a woman's peppermint breath in my ear. "Mom?" I called out instinctively, recalling how she always smells like peppermint. The hand stopped rubbing, and I turned to face my very disgusted looking girlfriend of three years. FML

#2005903
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31244) - you deserved it (90386)

On 05/17/2009 at 2:42am - intimacy - by Ohshit (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my 6 year old daughter walked in on my husband and I getting it on. Now she won't stop 'pretending to be daddy' against items of furniture. We have guests coming round in three hours. FML

#1942963
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33485) - you deserved it (46016)

On 05/14/2009 at 8:03pm - kids - by Jessica (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, is my long-anticipated 21st birthday! Today also happens to be the first day of my period. I've spent the whole morning in the fetal position with agonizing cramps, reduced to tears and whimpering while the painkiller refuses to kick in. Happy birthday! Love, my uterus. FML

#1487468
314 comments

I agree, your life sucks (93279) - you deserved it (9053)

On 04/30/2009 at 11:11am - health - by buymeadrank (woman) - United States (Idaho)



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